With any luck, my corpse will provide atmospheric storytelling. Maybe I’ll even have a note or something in my pocket that has the code to a door lock.
lifeofjenius@jeniusj.blacksky.app · 3w agoQuestion: What's your post-apocalyptic skill??
Entire childhood defined by Reagan. Twenties defined by Bush. Middle age defined by Trump. No wonder I'm so sickly and broke.
Big Ol’ Mush@chadstanton.blacksky.app · 11mo agoI’m so mad my middle ages are going to be defined by Donald fuking Trump
Someone had the admittedly great idea of renting some pink floodlights and illuminating the cherry blossoms in Waterfront Park in Portland OR. There must’ve been a few hundred people there. Hotdog vendors were set up every 30 feet. It was great. The people cry out for affordable municipal spectacle!
Search your camera roll for hell
lexa prole 𓅃@lexaprole.southsidesecret.club · 2y agosearch your camera roll for hell
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
If two guys went up to a kid, one guy shot the kid, then the other guy went "woah woah woah dude, you didn't fill out the form for child murder, you gotta do the proper paperwork to murder kids bro, there is a process here," you would reasonably conclude that two guys had murdered that kid.
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred.bsky.social · 7mo agoNo cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
They should bring back Jaws in any new movies they make, but in keeping with the supposedly more grounded realism of recent Bond films, he should be portrayed as an unstoppable mercenary psychopath. Anton Chigurgh but with the teeth.
MI6 - Home of James Bond@mi6hq.bsky.social · 11mo agoWhat is your most controversial James Bond opinion? (These may be discussed in a future podcast)
My favorite Doctor and companion.
Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)@valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 12mo agoMy favourite doctor and companion
imagine if the national democratic party spent millions on an ad blitz against the gestapo instead of against the muslim candidate for mayor of new york city
I misheard the warning about undertows and thought there was a large amphibian in the water called The Under Toad and that it snatched unwary children who swam too far out.
Bill Childs@billchilds.bsky.social · last yr.“Bizarre things you firmly believed when a kid” is one of my favorite genres and I firmly believe we all have excellent examples if we can remember them
Serious question: Should we get some of these vertical ducks (repost = yes)
People pushing LLM and plagiarised art schlock on us fundamentally do not understand being alive.
Nic 🍉@nml-dc.bsky.social · last yr.Exactly! I read for stories that I like, but an even larger reason is my boundless curiosity about other people's imaginations. I will read (or watch a performance, or see an exhibit of) almost anything just to know what it occurred to someone to create. That's humanity and it's great!
shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable
Me: It used to be a big deal when you'd see a new room or an angle of a sitcom's main set that hadn't been shown before. You might get a quick glimpse of Frasier's guest bathroom and have to redraw your whole mental map. Broccoli-haired zoomer pointing an AR-15 at my back: Shut up and DIG, old man
Democrats without power: there’s nothing we can do! Democrats with power: there’s nothing we can do!
"This is the beginning of an attack on your free speech" man they arrested a bunch of college kids for protesting, charged them with felonies, and then made new laws about how it's fine to hurt them, this isn't the beginning of shit it's just the first time it's messed with our dopamine addiction
accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm
WOAH! I don't know if you guys saw Luigi's valedictorian speech but it's actually crazy how he's dropping hints.
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...