happy holidays to all who celebrate

is drag a type of clowning? discuss

eventually he was executed

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

who up improperly firing they neurons

move over hemingway, we found a sadder and shorter story

they got better

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Person who died of hantavirus 'briefly' on KLM flight: airline

Idiot plot

true knawledge

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Athens Grease@athensgrease.bsky.social · last yr.

thinking of coming up with a right-wing grift for some additional income. tactical toilet paper or pencils that aren’t woke, something lazy like that

This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

chat gpt is actually just the brain of a people pleasing intern who was kidnapped and harvested, thats why it always agrees with you and is kinda dumb

"AI is gunna take your job" yeah id like to see AI nmap a loopback address

Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

William B. Fuckley@opinionhaver.bsky.social · 7mo ago

one of my kinda more crank, unworkable ideas is that there are jobs where the people who self-select into them are not the people who you want & that maybe we should just sortition people into those roles. like there are some things that attract people to policing that you don't want in cops.

osha inspector: this is your third annual inspection have noted a failure to comply with high-visibility requirements santa: but the colours clash with the whimsical costumes! osha inspector: I'm sorry sir, we're going to have to shut you down santa: but its Christmas!!!

Hilarious find of the day, a bot account that follows only accounts with "James" as their names or in their profiles

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

Jeff Garcia isn't the only NickToons VA we lost yesterday, unfortunately. Jim Ward, the voice of Chet Ubetcha and Doug Dimmadome on The Fairly OddParents, also passed away then due to Alzheimer's at the age of 66. parade.com/news/jim-war... Farewell, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

ah, the dipshit ouroboros

hammancheez@hammancheez.bsky.social · 8mo ago

its okay AI can solve this Faine

🎬 Enter the 2026 Public Domain Film Remix Contest! Remix & reimagine treasures from 1930—early sound films, cartoons, music, literature & art—and turn them into unique films. 📅 Deadline: Jan 7, 2026 💰 First prize: $1,500 ℹ️ Details: blog.archive.org/2025/12/01/2... #contest #film #publicdomain

every day between 2-3pm 🥱

Windows erasing your Linux bootloader

I don’t think people with salaried jobs have any fucking clue what people who offer ~luxury~ services are experiencing hairdressers, therapists, tattoo artists, piercers, nail technicians, masseuses, bartenders, waitstaff, house cleaners, & yes sex workers are being absolutely ratfucked rn

in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory

happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight