transgender is inevitable. get on board or get left behind, luddites.

Despair Is Not Wisdom

Lots of old people have a “retirement plan.” I’m built different. I have a “leave the earth plan.” Basically, it’s “don’t be a dick, try to be funny, leave them all saying ‘he was okay, kinda funny.’”

reminded “Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men for the nastiest of motives will somehow work together for the benefit of all.” John Maynard Keynes

Season 5 is here!

Took me years to realize that carrd.co is like the best option for my digital business card. People told me to build a "proper" website, but I'm not feeling big for it. Updated the thing, and it looks so much better now. (UwU)

I took a two months off to deal with the diagnosis and get my shit together, but not working meant not getting paid, (no sponsors, no real adsense) Ya girl is in the negative for the first time in the while after picking up my meds. If you got some bucks laying around: ko-fi.com/caelan

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No “fucks to give” February 👸

Thank you, baby Jesus, for helping my sports team win instead of helping starving children. I know that must have been a tough call.

Republicans embraced a Nazi, terrorized families with deportation, put an alcoholic predator in charge of the military, blocked the work of scientists, scammed followers with meme coins, and threatened to let blue states suffer after natural disasters. You could say that too.

Brian Schatz@schatz.bsky.social · 2y ago

The story of this first week is corruption. Billionaires seated on the inaugural stage in front of the cabinet, crypto pump and dump, and the illegal firing of IGs. The media is acting like this is too chaotic and bewildering to interpret, but they are just afraid of sounding shrill. It’s corrupt.

My wife predicted this three days ago. “They are gonna ‘let’s go Brandon’ the Nazi salute, aren’t they?”

amanda moore 🐢@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 2y ago

It has come to my attention people don’t realize the neo Nazis are using “my heart goes out to you” as a way to reference Hitler saluting, so now you know.

Big Companies in 2020: "We are committed to learning & growing. Here is our plan to support diversity and inclusion in our company." The same big companies in January of 2025: "WHEW! GLAD THAT'S OVER!" *Tosses diversity plan and staff out*

Oh we’re waiting for the backlash to the backlash to thing that’s just begun?

a man playing a guitar with the words it 'll be over soon

ALT: a man playing a guitar with the words it 'll be over soon

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Chris Hayes@chrislhayes.bsky.social · 2y ago

Feel deep in my bones that the backlash to all of this is going to be enormous. Not sure how it will manifest and when it will explode into view, but confident it’s coming.

Oh no that’s horrible. I sure hope no one else sends fake reports to DEIAtruth@opm.gov.

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 2y ago

The Trump administration’s anti-DEI snitching plan is getting flooded with fake reports after it tried to strong-arm federal workers into ratting out their colleagues.

Reposting to have a more accurate countdown when it happens

Official Account of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm@piatpod.bsky.social · 2y ago

How many days will it be before we hear talk of Trump challenging the 22nd Amendment so that he can run again?

Short answer: We live in hell. Long answer: WE LIVE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 🔥

What a fucking CUCK.

I definitely don’t think TikTok should be banned in the US, however I find it ironic TikTokers are crying “muh censorship” when the apps censorship policy’s seem to have give an entire generation a speech impediment with words like “sewerslide”

hello buckaroos i have been posting on twitter to say I AM ON BLUESKY SO FOLLOW ME but just realized i have not posted on here so HELLO I AM CHUCK TINGLE AUTHOR OF QUEER HORROR AND EROTICA. repost so i wont have so many buds saying 'when is chuck coming to bluesky?' bud ive been here since day one

Spirk is canon, I will never be okay again The joy knowing the ship that started the wider cultural appreciation and understanding of fanfiction is confirmed by two mostly CGI characters holding hands was not on my Bingo card but I NEED JOY WHERE I CAN GET IT

This time he’s changed. He promised he won’t beat me.

I'm not surprised I have a cold sore from stress, only perplexed that it took this long to show up

I feel like this perfectly encapsulates the reason I'm here; I find that I am intolerant of intolerance, and I'm OK with that.

I'm wearing a mothman onesie in my profile picture, if that's not enough of a descriptor, idk what is