Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
@donfordvoice.bsky.social
Mathematician, voice actor, atheist, and owner of “Club Swank.”* Occasional contributor to Puzzle in a Thunderstorm podcasts, and Everyone’s Favorite Internet Uncle™︎ 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 — *the living room when we turn the lights down and enjoy recreational substances
anytime i visit a website, i want to have a selection of which cookies i should accept, followed immediately by a popup asking me to sign up to a newsletter, then after that i really like to see at least one video that starts autoplaying at full volume about something completely unrelated
make Saturday snd Sunday each 48hrs and get rid of Monday and Tuesday
D&D went spectacularly well tonight. Two of the party members shivved the BBEG[al].
Went out tonight for drinks and got my leg humped and saw a random girl flash her tits. This is why I usually stay home with my cats
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James Damron@runswindows95.bsky.social · 2d agoTramp stamp: My Windows XP key
Never change, bsky dot app.
Tramp stamp (A picture of Scotty saying) “Admiral, there be whales here.”
Leela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 2d agoTramp stamp Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
i'm prepared to raise the alarm. this is now a certified Woke 2 Incident
Casey Drottar@caseydrottar.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Cardinals, in response to home-plate umpire Doug Eddings telling rookie Hancel Rincon to fix his hat last night, all wore tipped caps in their dugout tonight. The Rockies did, as well, after Eddings claimed Hunter Goodman asked for Rincon to fix his hat, something Goodman strongly denied.
getting owned by 9-year-olds at online multiplayer games?
Sometimes dinner is just a collection of things you found in the refrigerator and that's perfectly legitimate
Did you ascend from hell and hit every bitch branch on the way up?
Welcome to The Resistance, Tetris: you’ll fit right in.
Alan Jagolinzer@jagolinzer.bsky.social · 3d agoTetris has openly commented on this propaganda gaming project hosted by the White House.
Cryptogyny is a great word. A terrible thing to happen, but now it has been named it can be shamed.
Iris van Rooij 💭@irisvanrooij.bsky.social · last wk.Using LLMs in science for “literature review” or “summarizing" is *automated cryptogyny* olivia.science/cryptogyny/ @olivia.science 🧵
hi this is my too weak notice im too weak to work anymore
babe, are you okay? you've barely touched your beanieweanie-sicle
there’s no way these are the same knees i used to run up and down the stairs with
Tonight’s solo D&D game with The Legendary Mrs. Ford™︎ has taught me a great wisdom: Always be yourself, unless you can be Danny DeVito as an elf. In that case, always be Danny DeVito as an elf.
Let me show you my catlike reflexes *barfs on the carpet
I was sitting here, updating iOS, wishing I could post to BlueSky about how impatient my brain was being about waiting for my PC to load.