Paul Trueman

@paulwtrueman.bsky.social

Copywriter, creative, beach bum, and very occasional maniac. I do words and ideas for brilliant causes and companies. www.truemancommunications.co.uk

Nigel Farage just took a question from a 'journalist' at his press conference, who turned out to be his former chief adviser Raheem Kassam, who asks him why the media are being so unfair to him

the four stages: 1. Allister Heath's columns are not real 2. Allister Heath's columns are not serious 3. OK, they are real and serious but it's too late to do anything about them 4. Our only hope is to find a way of adapting to Allister Heath's columns

I'm just a man who loves this octogenarian more than life itself, standing in front of the BBC, asking it for the love of God to think about the fright they give us when we see images like this (it was something about how rich he is)

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Actors promoting a film in 2016: "Please tell us about your film" Actors promoting a film in 2026: "You all have slegehammers. We are going to ask which food is more likely to give you diarrhoea then you hit the loser. We are on a moving catamaran and everyone has a tiny mic. Release the lizards"

I was ready to roll my eyes at the idea of a half-time show at a WC final but “Dudamel conducts the Electric Mayhem” is unexpectedly fa—oh wait they’re finished ok now this is shite again