Penny Mize

@pennymize.bsky.social

I am a dog. My hobbies are eating and walking.

It was over for Max Miller politically when he said his wife couldn’t have been abused because she offered to make him dinner 6 days later. He may not have known it when he said it, but that was the end. You have to be a sick bastard to come up with that as your defense.

One would think that President Shitshow's cabinet would get embarrassed by constantly being community-corrected on social media but... Of course they don't. Lying is part of the job description.

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BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Max Miller, Trump’s latest Iran deal, or his Capital One scandal, or have you not heard about any of them yet?"

Capital One is coming perilously close to saying that they closed Don the Con's accounts because they suspected him of money laundering. Keep suing, Donnie boy. Discovery will be sweet.

Today I learned that baby cranes are called "colts" because their legs are so long and they can run around like idiots shortly after hatching. This is delightful, I enjoy knowing this.

photo of two sandhill crane colts that are about 50% leg and 50% neck and head and taking some big steppies.

Rewatch complete of one of my favorite Kevin Smith flicks! Incredibly interesting and thoughtful story about belief and faith elevated by Smith’s witty and humorous writing, great performances, memorable characters and one of the best ensemble casts ever in the View Askewniverse!

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"Their final objective toward which all their deceit is directed is to capture political power so that, using the power of the state and the power of the market simultaneously, they may keep the common man in eternal subjection." ~ Henry A. Wallace

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"You don't charge first and then figure it out. You get the information first and then charge. ...So it's a true embarrassment for Jeanine Pirro. It's a true embarrassment for DOJ. And they brought it on themselves."

Note to Don the Con: You are not the most abused person in the history of the United States. Not by a long shot. But you are in the running for the whiniest crybaby in history and you are a lock for the worst combover ever. And your suits don't fit, your feet stink, and you don't love Jesus.