Can’t even serve in public office after pledging yourself to the neo-Nazi cause anymore because of tofu-eating woke lefties 😠

Ex neo-Nazi activist withdraws as Tory election candidate

It follows a backlash against the party's decision to pick Joshua Bonehill-Paine as a council candidate in Somerset.

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So, how are we all getting along with House of the Dragon? I can barely remember the names of any of the people in it, but I'm definitely Team Sheepstealer.

looks like the earnings call went well

Peter Thiel renegotiates those Palantir contracts.

Darth Vader Alter The Deal

Alt: Darth Vader Alter The Deal

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Lucy Fisher@lucyfisher.ft.com · yesterday

EXC: UK govt is “stripping back” onerous public procurement rules in pro-growth shake up of system, Louise Haigh tells FT Overhaul will make job creation/skills development the only ‘social value’ requirement for biz competing for Whitehall contracts worth £90bn annually www.ft.com/content/9878...

The UK government is scrapping Net Zero and environmental criteria from procurement rules.

UK to strip back procurement rules to focus on job creation, says Louise Haigh

Andy Burnham’s de facto deputy PM says requirements for businesses vying for Whitehall contracts will be streamlined

ft.com

No country for elder emo men

the existence of cyrano de bergerac implies the existence of cyrayes de miss marple

What is notable about pieces like this is they identify trans rights as a faultline, but I don't think I've ever seen a single Scottish political journalist ever acknowledge that for a centre-left party to take the grotesquely anti-trans position Scottish and UK Labour have is completely abnormal.

Inside Scottish Labour's civil war: Indyref2 and trans rights 'ripping' party apart

Scottish Labour's civil war is about more than just who replaces Anas Sarwar as leader. There are fears the party could be left…

heraldscotland.com

I've had an epihany. Kate Capshaw was the only one who knew what movie she was in. It was a bad movie, and they gave her a terrible character, but she gave them a top notch version of that character and it fit perfectly into Steve's dumb movie. Oughta be a hyper-specific Oscar category for that.

Indiana Jones Smile

Alt: Willie (Kate Capshaw) singing in Temple of Doom

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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d ago

Name an annoying love interest in a film.

I’m bored of waking up and seeing a picture of a demonstrably shit golfer say the same old bollocks next to a tied back curtain by an aeroplane toilet

Not liking the sound of this comeback album from the Bristol band.

Amazing that some people trust RFK on how to live a healthy life, given that the guy resembles a corpse more than anyone still in possession of a pulse.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking

Asteroid strike on the moon.

Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?

It’s not an official political science theory but it’s also not wrong

Jay Zedbee@jayzedbee.bsky.social · 5d ago

again, genuinely, i spent months hearing how labour was in the dumps and britain is ungovernable and farage was inevitable and everything was doomed when it was obvious that the issue is that the public just knew starmer was shit because starmer is shit

This stuff isn't making any of us immortal. It's just making the sweet embrace of the grave sound not so bad.

Chris Taylor@christaylornyc.bsky.social · 5d ago

Bryan Johnson: Maybe I’ve gone too far with this longevity thing Also Bryan Johnson:

That's a shame, though if I'm honest I never really thought the Greens ever had much of a shot at Manchester mayor.

Green Elects@greenelects.world · 5d ago

🔔 BREAKING: Greens out of the Greater Manchester Mayoral election.

It's another consecutive day when SpaceX's stock price is plummeting downward in flames like one of Elon's rockets. www.google.com/finance/beta...

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It's another consecutive day when SpaceX's stock price is plummeting downward in flames like one of Elon's rockets. www.google.com/finance/beta...

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You know football is really screwed when UEFA are the good guys in an argument.

A pleasure to help put this campaign together with the Good Night Out Campaign 🏳️‍⚧️ With the EHRC Code about to roll out, please put these posters up in your venues and help us spread the message: Pee in Peace 💖 #PeeInPeace #GoodNightOut #TransRights #TransInclusion

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

Of course he bloody did. Fiona Cottrell isn't rich. Yes, she's posh, but she's not hundred-millions rich. And nor, for that matter is George. Whose money is it?

Henry Dyer@direthoughts.com · last wk.

New story on Reform's finances from @annaisaac.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

If your Python be Palin Or Idle, clean sailin’ If your Python be Cleese Or Gilliam, jeez.

Pet cats are essential for survival. The dinosaurs didn’t have pet cats, and see what happened to them.

Tried to prevent a half-billion people from dying by an airborn virus that killed millions anyway and as a reward getting yelled at by 50 guys with the burner FreedomMectinEnemaWarrior1776 under the threat of perjury.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Ron Johnson claims the the "injection injured" are committing mass suicide