Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
Go to Louisville ONE dang time and get inundated with emails for equine insurance So what kinda policy should I get
I just love how Harry Kane is the purest most basic dumb guy athlete ever with the purest most basic dumb guy athlete goals I hope he succeeds in all of them and it brings him happiness
Jack Pitt-Brooke@jackpittbrooke.bsky.social · 2d agoHarry Kane raises possibility of combining NFL and MLS at end of his career www.nytimes.com/athletic/762...
I honestly can’t think of a better metaphor than the Department of War inviting a guy who padded his boxing records with scrubs right until he got hospitalized by someone who could actually fight
Panthers, and you're hearing it more and more.
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
Dirk van Duijvenbode beating Luke Humphries an all time crowd reaction moment I've experienced
You sign for Tottenham Hotspur because you have a losing fetish
We’re four months away from De Zerbi threatening to quit as coach because he hates De Zerbi the sporting director
There's nothing Hegseth thinks about more than the large, hard, spurting penises of his troops and if you think that's gay, you're gay
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 7d agoNEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
What if I just walked into the Ohio River #coys
I love airport bars. So many people you'd look at phones next to that you otherwise wouldn't.
I really really did not expect Xabi Alonso to show up in the PL playing a completely new style of football for him I still really don't have a clear idea what he is trying to accomplish the box and one buildup leading to that goal the other way, what was the concept?
Swervedriver headlining Jam Room Fest, I am over the moon. For those unfamiliar, they have always ripped and featured on the greatest video game soundtrack of all time (non-GTA division), Road Rash 3DO. youtu.be/QvwlvXFQ2Ek
