chris pickard
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sometimes I write about software or baseball or food
Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands.
Erling Haaland: one of the best soccer players in the world, and also what it would look like if Vigo the Carpathian had inhabited that baby and grown up.
Vienna is amazing I just walked past a hotdog stand that sells prosecco
19 year old marines getting wasted by danish special forces to put all you can eat shrimp back on the menu
Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net · 2mo ago...... i'm sorry, they wanted to invade greenland because red lobster nixed the unlimited shrimp promotion? www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
The PSG keeper looks like he hangs out outside a 7/11 and would buy you beer
Blanked when I got to the deli counter and came up with “It’s a beautiful day for a sandwich” to have something to say
I assume the rusted out nova up on blocks is getting delivered next week?
Jess Piper@piperformissouri.bsky.social · 2mo agoListen, I was born poor and rural. My high school mascot was a literal hillbilly. I understand white trash culture. I can say with complete confidence that this is white trash culture. 
famously star wars had zero hold over 90s kids
Zaki Hasan@zakiscorner.bsky.social · 3mo agoMan, this is such a nihilistic take. Forget Lord of the Rings. My kids have watched The Wizard of Oz. The Godfather. Planet of the Apes. TONS of classics that are quite a bit older than 30 years, and they’ve enjoyed and appreciated them all.
If the king of england is getting bangers off on you it’s time to retire
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 3mo agoKing Charles: I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing. I'm sorry to say that we British of course made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.
How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."
The NESN crew caught fans enjoying Patriots' Day shoeys (shoies?) at Fenway Park.
Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.
IMPORTANT ARTEMIS II HOT SAUCE UPDATE Thanks to Carlie Kollath Wells’ reporting out of Axios New Orleans (which I confirmed via email since there are two versions of the article out) …. WE HAVE OUR LIST. It’s these 4 pictured, plus Heinz Hot Taco Sauce! www.axios.com/local/new-or...
Notorious RBMK@comraderobot.bsky.social · 4mo agohello If I don’t find out the exact 5 hot sauces they’re taking to moon I will die I don’t use my 19k count for much but I would like to cash it in on this pls
I love Woke Hospital Weekly, the show where every character is about to kill themselves
A couple bad strike calls notwithstanding, any true baseball knower would tell you this was going to be an extremely tight game. The DR is a great team with an all time lineup but the US have the best pitcher on the planet right now
[Kyle Schwarber hits a home run]: I love the American man Kyle Schwarber. He is shaped like a fire hydrant and does bad things to baseballs. [the camera cuts to a crowd of Arizonans hooting and/or hollering]: Death To The American Swine
Seamus Ó Grímasaigh didn’t spend 40 days on the Blanket on a Dirty Protest in Long Kesh just for them to make him a plush
you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
CNN@cnn.com · 6mo agoA masked gang attacked an armored truck with Kalashnikov rifles and stole a student's car on Monday as they tried to escape in a heist attempt that concluded in a firefight with the Carabinieri, the Italian police. Read more: https://cnn.it/3ZZYeDp