i just wanna be hot enough that i could get away with being a class-b asshole

shout out to the trader joes employee who made this. i know what you are (a werewolf)

Ken you couldn't even stop playing Wordle for trans people

Jaelynn Scott wins her district in Washington State! She is the first out trans black woman to serve in a state leigslature! She wins with 87% of the vote!

read Guts County it's so good, i was hooked from second one and i refuse to shut up about it

jamie midwich@bottomlesscoffin.bsky.social · last wk.

Farmhouse of Horror 4: Ghostface Swiller 🎃 Hope you enjoy this Halloween special 🎃

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon.

if youre ever not sure what people mean by “i let her hit because she’s corny” please consult the following

rebecca sylvester@hattie.meangirls.online · 3d ago

that's the thing about me, i'm always trying. Ask anyone, they'll say "she's so trying."

theyll find me catatonic in a corner, quietly muttering “i dont need another project”

it just occurred to me that viscous’s “skeleton” is probably just its literal animation bones 💀

some of you

Im sorry for being bitey rn i just got done crying about every bad thing that ever happened to me but as long as i can logon to my favorite website tonight and read some Fan Fiction i will be a okay

Enter the scary horror Enter the scary horror #halloween

the 12 principles of animation but, like, horny

i’m sorry, but furiously masturbating while chanting “gabba gool” over and over does not constitute a grant application

Reading this post made me think about the kind of 9/11 jokes id make if I had two dicks, which is probably why God deigned to not

jesus had gills for a reason btw

Lula Goes HARD

Alli DeJong@allidejong.bsky.social · 2w ago

Lula closing this election by saying that no sniveling nepo baby who never worked a day in his life was going to stand there and call him Nine Fingers when he lost his finger WORKING and how dare he insult the workers of Brazil… was about the sickest thing I have ever seen in my life

evil demonic murder executioner evil vagabond mercenary swordsman

just a couple of critters hangin out

By Order of Parliament, All Who Read This Post Will Now Have the “Code Lyoko Theme” Stuck In Their Head

terrible news: worst person you know has excellent taste in music

me, entering my fifteenth year logging into a social media website every day

Mary Gillis@marygillis.bsky.social · 2w ago

I'm confident I could leave the Hotel California at any point.

a cool thing about indie animation is that it's expected to save the entire industry, every show has to look better than the things the fans grew up on or it's a waste of time, there's no union to be found anywhere, no budget for any of it, and asking the audience to pay anything to watch is illegal

3am mental connection: - fast travel in video games - creating things with AI - exclusively going outside for errands or to get somewhere else all of these reduce opportunities for serendipity, they prevent you from enjoying the now by recontextualizing your surroundings as a means to an end

I won't forget the conversations about Davrin both from fans and the people making the game until I die I saw that shit

Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️@girlnextvore.bsky.social · 2w ago

I do think the shuttering of a company that was so openly queer with their games is bad However that company was racist and anti black as fuck

my forever rules of english linguistics: - the more clever an etymology, the more likely it’s wrong - if you don’t know where slang came from, it’s probably AAVE