No one’s calling it Lake America. “Lake America” is what you name a summer camp for soft children who say, “Don’t you know who my father is?” after a t-ball stand strikes them out
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@plutosrose.bsky.social
30s | she/her | minors DNI | dueling PhD | aspiring gym bro | multifandom garbage bin | fanfic writer
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
Why do all the cars behind me on the parkway look like they're accusing me of something
Of course driver behind me. I am not going slower than the speed limit because there's an obstacle in front of me. I am specifically going slower because I Hate You
guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.
Who is "someone more closely aligned with our needs" and why are they getting hired to do every job I apply for
if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
The Verge@theverge.com · 9mo agoDiscord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off
Gencab for Cutie@babadooknukem.bsky.social · 9mo agowhy do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this
Having my BRAT winter (my brother-in-law gave me a stomach bug)
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
"Not only don't people work less when they are guaranteed an income, they might actually put in more effort at work. And the fact that they have more money to spend leads to the creation of more jobs." Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
it's actually healthy to spend 7-8 hours a day going fucking insane
it's 1982, Eddie has gotten his hands on Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast. He's blasting the record when Wayne comes home, and braces himself for Wayne to get mad at him. And Wayne just goes quiet boy. do you want some hot dogs.
WOE TO YOU, OH EARTH AND SEA FOR THE DEVIL SENDS THE BEAST WITH WRATH BECAUSE HE KNOWS THE TIME IS SHORT LET HIM WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST FOR IT IS A HUMAN NUMBER ITS NUMBER IS SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX
Jayce@jayceb.bsky.social · 9mo agoNow seated!! Let’s see what my good friend Dr. Ian Kelson is up to!!!
STRIKE! huge props to the people of Minnesota. Let's all amplify their voices today!
LabourStart@labourstart.bsky.social · 9mo agoOur volunteers are starting to post this morning's news re. the Minnesota general strike. Everything they collect will appear on our USA/Minnesota news page: www.labourstart.org/2013/state.p...
Bravely...I don't think companies have to tell me I didn't get the job when they didn't even bother interviewing me. Like girl I don't even remember you why are you telling me to fuck off
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
Wait lmao. This is from 2022. The Duffers don't know what state their show is set in????
Can I be annoying for a second? Whenever I see someone in the wild throwing around "unemployed" like an insult I get the impression they're like...12
Okay but like. Shows don't just kill characters off for shock value (usually). It's for the emotional impact and story progression. There's no point to letting characters just randomly hang out if they have nothing to do (I'm looking at you Hopper, your ass should have been grass in S3)
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
