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One of the inarguable Good Things about Windows 11 on my laptop is its entirely unpredictable behavior when I a) close the lid, b) unplug the power, c) unplug a monitor or d) all of the above. Love not knowing when my laptop is going to shut down, nap or just throw a tantrum

Computer touchers are like a trickster god to tech bros. The real nerds convince them to fund their startup for 5 years at ridiculous evaluations but the final product sucks and has no market but they finally release the new ultimate Arch distro

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3d ago

part of the charm is everyone dropping big money on these setups implicitly acknowledges the software is mostly useless and the hardware will be out of date almost overnight. real computer touchers know it's about love of the game, not actually getting anything done

I'm not pro-AI but I'm anti my annoying fucking colleagues generating 5 page requirement docs that they didn't think through and clearly didn't read themselves fwding them to me and my boss saying 'what do you think?' making me look like the asshole if I don't take their slop seriously.

The fact that some dorks haven't automated meal planning via LLM and integrated online ordering is frankly damning of every one of the techno-utopianists and you should go ahead and make it because I'm too lazy to write a grocery list and go shopping every week