When the story of why humanity didn't stop climate change is written, it will feature front pages like this. Even as the skies blacken with climate change-induced wildfires, right wing media continue their relentless crusade against measures to tackle it.

I, Jordan Henderson, got a yellow card and a terrible injury in the legendary 2026 match against Mexico at the Azteca While playing, right?

As in 1066 England will prevail against the Norwegians before tragically losing to the French a couple of weeks later.

Where’s Andy Burnham going?

I built an interactive guide on how Shazam (the music identification app) works! This is the next installment in my newly coined "How The Heck?" series, where we explore everyday tech that can feel like magic (QR Codes, GPS, and now this one). Hope you enjoy it! perthirtysix.com/how-the-heck...

Remember when Trump threatened to wipe out a whole civilization? And then backed out of that and talked about forming a deal with Iran? And then dropped that and went to a UFC fight as negotiations fell apart? And then unveiled a triumphal arch and a photo of himself as Jesus? That was this week.

"Hello, yes, I'm a doctor. Normal doctor. Try not to notice that winged angel warlock thing up there. This is a regular sight in hospitals. Perhaps he's the registrar? I'm sure that's a hospital word. Also, the birds. They're just vultures. But you'll be fine. Now, eat this light bulb."

Jim Pickard@pickardje.bsky.social · 4mo ago

"Trump said Monday he posted the image but insisted it was meant to depict him as a doctor, dismissing suggestions it portrayed him as Jesus Christ as a fabrication by 'fake news'."

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

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So everyone is assuming that Epic Fury is a dead cat by Trump to distract from Epstein and terrible polling. But is it a coincidence that this happens the day after the Gorton & Denton by-election result?

a man in a black leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says open on it .

ALT: a man in a black leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says open on it .

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The nordic faces of Daniel Craig

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I see that his bruised hand has been cut off by his father

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

This makes me weep with laughter every time I see it

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However, the revelations around the enablement, if not encouragement, of child sexual abuse mean it is unconscionable to use the site for another minute.

With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 7mo ago

Brigitte Bardot, French screen legend, dies aged 91

Happy Wreath of Khan season to all who celebrate