Wonder what Joe Biden is up to

Having one of those days where I long for a beautiful girlfriend

Can't wait to see how those dullards (i.e. Misouri Republicans) respond to the Supreme Court telling them to buzz off

I was so excited for this BVB season and with two injuries its up in flames

I fucking love my cat

dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY

(Weirdly smug voice) I use both interchangeably.

Kath Barbadoro@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 6d ago

dialect quiz what the hell

hope coach td is doing alright

It's soooooo stupid to have to watch Bundesliga games on Fandango

conservative john wick, enraged that someone killed his dog before he could

Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved

Naturally occurring spring of cream soda

bnn nccxccxzzzzzzznj - tweets from my cat

He did it again....I can't believe it

Mark@priceyeah.bsky.social · 3w ago

Chris Pappas better not email me again. One more email from Chris Pappas and I am going to lose it

Chris Pappas better not email me again. One more email from Chris Pappas and I am going to lose it

Guarantee this guy has an hourly rate over $1k

Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 3w ago

New: An "expert witness" in a $61 million lawsuit over an industrial explosion that killed three people and destroyed 200 homes used ChatGPT to write his report for the court. He prompted ChatGPT to "show how 3M is 0% at fault for the explosion at Watson Grinding" www.404media.co/show-how-3m-...

Cardinals radio broadcast calls Joshua Báez's 3 home runs in his major league debut 🎙️ John Rooney 🎙️ Rick Horton 🎨 Mike Claiborne 📻 KMOX #stlcards

I'm literally vibrating

Pointing at the screen telling my cat "that's Joshua Baez"

Pointing at the screen telling my cat "that's Joshua Baez"

If Baez can torture the Cubs like this for the next 10 years I will be a happy man

Nice mystery. Do you have an air of it?

Guy stabbed another guy with scissors during an art class

jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 2y ago

what was "the incident" at your high school?

You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn it to the wick Ooh,

Bria 🌻@thevoidencore.bsky.social · 4w ago

Folks idk about this one

back in the 90s it seemed clear that we would get ever more powerful babecubes as computer technology advanced. but that future never came to pass.

GIFS GALORE@gifs-bot.bsky.social · last mo.

SWIMSUIT/BABES.GIF

Wearing clown nose in Microsoft Teams meeting with boss

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.