J.S

@projectsorn.bsky.social

Nothing to see here! (He/him)

I've a doc on Google Drive titled "Random Notes" that was created in October of 2017. As of this day in 2026, it still contains only two lines of text. The first: "Pester the Cat (name)" and the second: "Alyxzander Shryveldyck (NPC idea)". So what I'm saying is... I vibe with this.

M Ryder@wanderways.bsky.social · 5mo ago

[ONI] Assert: Runner, upload that via DCON, I can review them safely. [ONI] DCON transmission received. Spinning up isolated virtual sub-cluster… [ONI] Query: What the fuck? [ONI] First entry reads: “aayy, I’m runnin’ hear!” [ONI] Assert: These are trash. [ONI] One just reads “What if dogs”

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier