Hecubus
@protocrawl.bsky.social
I hate hate, love punk & jazz & horror & other nice things. ADHD, supportive of neurodiversity and things that make you you. Novice whimsical skedaddler. Pepsi is better than Coke. 100mg is a low level gummy. God is in your pet. Send SASE for more details
Everyone please stop making dog Jeapardy jokes. There's one joke and rephrasing it is just... bad
Maybe it’s the kombucha talkin but here’s the thing: you count. You count in a world that wants to beat you down. Maybe you’ve struggled with self-confidence your entire life. I sure as fuck have. But we’re here and we’re pushing back against the doubt and the bullshit. Thanks for being, shitbirds 💜
MIL is arriving in an hour so we just switched to hash because it's not as stinky
Saturday night is always a piss party on the ISS.
ISS Piss Tracker@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 11h agoThe piss tank on the ISS is now 25% full.
Put an N' in front of every restaurant, hell, every business
Fun@funkelly.bsky.social · yesterdayopening a place called n’ice cream where you won’t be served if you come in with a shitty attitude
Goddammit I love this. What a great cover. Nailed it and then some m.youtube.com/watch?v=LPHJ...
BODY COUNT - Raining In Blood / Postmortem 2017 (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Century Media Records
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me: does eating ass count as oral or anal? dalai lama: wait, wut? *head explodes*
Who is paying God's overtime? Because I tell ya I
not Maríe@quaaludescreams.bsky.social · yesterdayGod watches you every time you masturbate.
I miss my home province so much. Ontario is captivatingly beautiful, but nothing compares to NL. Yes B.C., I see you there all aghast. I stand by my statement
Shannon Reardon 🇨🇦@shannonr709.bsky.social · 2d agoQuidi Vidi on this late summer's day. 🌞 #nlwx #YYT #Newfoundland
You know, if you want a celebrity president, you could do a lot worse than Flav
FLAVOR FLAV ⏰@flavorflav.bsky.social · 2d agoToday I'm honoring 9/11 Day by turning remembrance into action. 25 years later,,, we remember those we lost and honor the heroes who stepped up by continuing to do GOOD. If you a NYC school teacher,,, drop yo wish list and imma hook up the first 25. Join me and @911day and #UNITEFORGOOD.
Make a band edible: Bob Barley and the Burger King Whalers
Evie Nyx@evienyx7.bsky.social · 2d agoMake a band edible: Pancakes At the Disco
This is very cool. My 13yo is similar. If I can't find one of my CDs, it's in her room and I love that for both of us
tomwellborn3rd@wellborn.net · 3d agoWatching my twenty-something kids fall in love with CDs and vinyl is something else. "I can listen without paying every month?" "Nobody knows what I put on or when?" They're not being nostalgic. They're discovering, for the first time, that a song can belong to you and only you.
Maybe we should ask a woodchuck if they need a break from chucking wood instead of obsessing over their production numbers.
Nothing remained of the colonists, no clues as to how they disappeared, besides this arrangement of letter blocks spelling out "Maggiore" nobody has ever determined what it meant
Gumby Screens@gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 2d ago
![A top ten of all time tweet from @KyleMcDowell86 AKA Good Kyle, dated 3/11/16 (from Earth. You can bet your ass it didn't say that in 2016 but whatever):
[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night
[Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning
[Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/bafkreievmpyqnledznwjc7yyexiievw3r6zlm4cb77eoaskird7copiq4e)
