The punishment for plagiarism is not the death penalty. Some of you are sick people and need to delete your accounts (I've been blocking extra today). Solidarity and support to everyone struggling.
💀 Beignet Blanc 💀
@puckingladylike.bsky.social
Whiskey drinking, hell raising. Harry Dresden, but for Salesforce. Gluten free sports.
Cat: I found a bug! Me: Awesome! You get a treat! Cat: ... I found a half dozen more bugs! Me: Oh no no no NOPE burn it all down what the hell
FRIENDS IN THE NYC AREA: Okay, this is a tough one, but please bear with me. My wife's lifelong friend has stage 4 pancreatic cancer and is desperately seeking a home for his two cats when that time comes. The elder, Wally, is something like 13 years old and DELIGHTFULLY dim. The younger, Doris,
Bought my husband a hot wheels flannel for his birthday today and he said he's going to wear it with his Godzilla watch and t-shirt. I'm calling it his autism outfit.
C'mon AEW, find whoever made this and give them a dump truck full of money 🤼
tjMagrittle@tjmagrittle.bsky.social · yesterdaySomeone in Mexico making a bootleg Speedball Mike Bailey t-shirt by sticking a mullet on a chihuahua is the highlight of the month 🤼
Reports vary on whether it is World Armadillo Day or International Armadillo Day, but either way, I've got you covered!
If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)
I'm so tired of chasing the cat out of my plants today that I just straight up screamed like I am in a horror movie (it worked tho) and now the dog thinks there's something wrong with me
now that we know how the new season of Reacher is (excellent), a thread about why you should watch What If A Man Was Large, The Show, in the form of a Q&A
@godberry.bsky.social I think you need to change your display name
Micah@rincewind.run · 2d agoQ. Does Reacher believe in due process? A. As an angry and enormous justice hobo, Reacher believes that evil needs to be punched repeatedly in the face until it goes away. It is very cathartic, but not necessarily the sort of thing that fits within the American justice system.
A full third of my job is very confidently explaining how something is not my problem and how it is definitely your problem, especially when I do not have the technical expertise in that area to understand the problem very well. Like website headers. Update your fucking website headers.
Yea you see, the problem here is that what historians actually do is construct the ‘well structured large historical dataset’.What you’re saying is that Claude can write an elementary school level paper on like the civil war
Jim Clifford@jimclifford.bsky.social · 3d agoAre we ready for machine written history? When given access to a well structured large historical dataset, Claude’s Fable 5 can identify a topic, complete the research and write a strong and original draft research paper. This has the potential to break peer review, graduate school, & job searches.
My estranged asshole dad showed up at my house uninvited and unannounced on my birthday, which I had taken the day off for, in 2007. I worked on my birthday every year for a looooong time after that. I only realized it was because I was avoiding seeing him a few years ago.
Gus's Mom@anatsfan.bsky.social · 3d agosharing this because I know a LOT of women can relate to this. Thank you @tressiemcphd.bsky.social for posting this in your instagram stories www.marieclaire.co.uk/life/relatio...
big news for like 5 of us: white sox are doing a collab with third coast stitches and having a stitch & pitch night with a custom white sox needlepoint canvas if u buy the special event tickets!!!!! it’s august 26th
It's like the guy who made the Cristiano Ronaldo statue made a human
CNN@cnn.com · 4d agoMichael Alfonso, the son-in-law of Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, will win the Republican primary in Wisconsin's 7th Congressional District, CNN's Decision Desk projects. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4zaJLou
Here is a weird thing about comics right now. Do you know who is actually practically a guarantee of quality storytelling in comics at the moment? Godzilla. I kid you not. For a long time in America, the Godzilla comics were mostly okay, meant to be fun, lots of monsters fighting. 1/
I swear being an adult is just doing a bunch of shit you don't want to do and knowing if you don't everything will go to shit.
Nick is the hero who recorded thousands of his immigrant neighbors in Minnesota being loaded onto ICE flights, pushing airport officials to do more. And he FOIA'd the video of Liam Ramos and his dad being smuggled to a Texas family jail on a Delta flight. If I lived in Burnsville, he'd have my vote.
Nick Benson for Burnsville@bensonforburnsville.com · 5d agoGood morning! Get out and vote progressive by 8pm tonight! I’m running to flip Burnsville’s conservative City Council. Learn more at bensonforburnsville.com
In the summer of 2013, two esoteric, technical, incredibly important texts were published within weeks of one another: the first is the Snowden leaks, which revealed a system of global, pervasive digital surveillance. 1/
You can't predict the turns this sentence takes. Extreme heat is threatening Italy’s “cheese banks,” where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels are stored as loan collateral. fortune.com/2026/08/10/i...
Italy's $4.7 billion cheese economy is feeling the heat as climate change threatens its cheese banks that hold Parmigiano wheels as loan collateral | Fortune
Extreme heat is straining the vaults that hold Parmigiano wheels as loan collateral, and economists say the damage runs wider than the vault
fortune.com
@krityan.bsky.social did you see there is gonna be a warrior cats game
This would be great if her fans could read.
Tried to go to the grocery store. That was a bad idea.
Cut up a nectarine and put it in a bowl for breakfast only to find out my nectarines are all still hard and also taste kinda vinegary 🤨
I think I've done this one before but there was a Japanese restaurant named Kokoro (later Magokoro) that had the absolute best curry on the planet. I did eventually solve the secret ingredient and my curry is like 95% of the way there but it will never quite be exactly the same.
Chloe N. Clark@pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · last yr.I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
RECALL: Taylor Farms is pulling pre-packaged salsa and guacamole for contaminated jalapenos.
Taylor Farms recalls salsa and guacamole over salmonella risk
Taylor Farms on Sunday said it was recalling more than a dozen prepared food items containing jalapeños, including salsas and guacamole, from retailers over concerns about potential salmonella conta...
reuters.com