My calculator escaped containment and demands 5318008.

When it's time to peck some mfing wood. 🪶

Holy crap, pals.. it's a hot one..! 😩 I'm trying to smile 😅 hope you had a wonderful Wednesday - Apollo 🦋🐾 #ApolloTheGSD #GermanShepherdsofBluesky

Hello? Yes, this is she.

BRUUUUUHHHH

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."

Unless Dylan's last name is "Forrester" she is not the reason Will and Electra broke up. #boldandbeautiful

KATHERINE elizabeth logan spencer has some nerve talking down to someone the same way her sisters talk to her. she can't bark back at her sisters but can degrade someone who is interested in her son... oh okay #boldandbeautiful #boldcbs

I get that Dylan is trying to be respectful with Katie because she's Will's mom but I'm gonna need her to go ahead and stand up for herself. We know she has backbone. #boldandbeautiful

Katie, do you think Will and Electra only broke up once? Dylan could have swooped in any number of times, but she didn't. Only when Electra said it was over for good and they were "NEVER" getting back together did something happen between them. #BoldandBeautiful #BoldCBS

Shut up Katie. You should’ve had this smoke in defending your son to the Forresters instead of going to their home crying begging not to get kicked out of the family #BoldAndBeautiful

I wished Katie had this much heat, for Brooke, Donna and the Forresters. Instead she was begging them and not defending Will or herself. #boldandbeautiful

I feel like Katie is projecting unwarranted anger on Dylan She has bigger fish to fry than meddling into Will’s love life #BoldAndBeautiful

I got high with Wife tonight and watched #BoldAndBeautiful and lemme tell you, Katie needs to back tf up and chill tf out. 😒

Feeling like they’re watching me 🫣🌻 #photography #flowers

Rule of Acquisition #168: Whisper your way to success. It's a little known fact that ASMR is the third largest industry on Ferenginar.

asking my husband to name the pokémon in pokopia

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."

Bay Area, get your very own Jorts merch!

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Bay Area friends: would you consider opening your home to these two cuddly cats? A friend found them behind a gas station. Their sibling, a black cat, got adopted, but it appears no one likes orange cats. They are being kept in a bathroom for the time being and need a home.

a lot of talk about people getting more insane but nobody willing to link it to the day in middle school when we were led into a cave to glimpse our future self and decide whether or not we believed in determinism. sometimes I think I’m still back there. what “choice” did I make?

Oak Park, Michigan, October 2025

My wife briefly confused Lisa Frank with Anne Frank and let me tell you, I’m planning to ride this mistake into 2027.

500 year old vampire attempting to order: "What is your soup du jour? Oh quit your bellyaching David, it's not that bad. Here, I will obtain one of these 'happy meals', perhaps that will quell your sniveling. Look, it comes with a 'hot wheel', it's in the shape of the motorcoaches you so adore."

The hummingbirds absolutely love this salvia. There must be some very good stuff in there #birds 🌿

We're having charcuterie for dinner tonight, and I'm gonna smoke a joint first and it's gonna be GREAT. Happy hump day to me.

Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.

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Red-light districts, Gamblers’ Row, Prohibition, and segregation: A brief history of The Block’s early years

“Red-light district,” “tenderloin,” or “strip” never seemed to suit The Block. It’s been “The Block” for at least a century, since the 1920s, when young men, returning from serving in World War I, mig...

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