if i’m a bean weevil, i’m definitely gonna find me a butter bean and go to town
walter (🫴🏼🌞)
@cucumber.bsky.social
walter (bats/crow) a pickle for the knowing ones figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand discord: cucumberlife
rare vietnamese version of this kraftwerk classsic - ‘bánh, bánh, bánh, autobánh’
guys, look at this cool matariki lizard (matariki erikus by ken fisher)
Using my objective reality sensor to work some things out.
gonna be a trilogy after man with a pallet of canned beans come out
im betting big on money not mattering some time within the next 5 years
nobody knows what an oat plant looks like not even farmers
i love the bus but 99th percentile femur length makes it painful sometimes 😐
when you’re a mole you’re a poet of the dirt. when you’re not it seems meaningless
@neildegrassetyson.com just kissed myself in a mirror NOT on the lips. your move bozo.
they won’t say this out loud but it’s every straight man’s dream to be chased by a beautiful woman with a paintball gun on a golf cart. and she gives him a 10 second head start, and he’s naked
daisy dog loves to be showered with kisses because she’s a girl!
tiny snail timeline cleanse with bonus bugs and babbling broke. (soz for the bluesky video compression.)
