"You familiar with Ethan Klein, famous YouTube podcaster? He could probably do it! So I gotta find a way to harness his power, and I think I found a way!"

That's right, we're gonna cheat!

ALT: That's right, we're gonna cheat!

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discord gifs when the joke is time sensitive

The issue that matters most.

First Look at The Legend of Zelda, coming to theaters April 30, 2027.

btw proton vpn is free on android it's not great for data security but if your just using it for a quick wank then yeah it works a treat

The Guardian@theguardian.com · last wk.

Pornography showing strangulation and incest to be banned in England and Wales from early November

could you fix her

Actually selling products to consumers gets in the way of what the corporations really want, which is direct access to your bank account for nothing in return

#SpookyMonth64

Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).

T girl vocal group call that the No Tops

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Just something I felt like painting in the moment

Wii would like to play

Daniel Bellingradt@dbellingradt.bsky.social · 3w ago

Wrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish.

Can we bring back kirkification but for Kirk Hammett.

man I would like one fucking electorate - one! - to remember that fascism is bad for more than five minutes at a time

George Pearkes@peark.es · 3w ago

First results in the first round of the Brazilian Presidential election are in. Lula trailing but looks like the south is reporting faster which skews towards Bolsonaro. That said, prediction markets think this looks good for Bolsonaro (that has signal, unlike prior to vote counting).

I love too eat three times a day 8AM: Breakfast (400 calories) 5PM: Largemeal (600 calories) 11PM: Extremely Stoned Munchies Hour (3000 calories)

Erm, achtually, you don't need anything higher than 1080p. Your eyes can't even process 4K, it's a myth perpetrated by Ol' Chris Nolan. We only conceded and added it to the Nintendo Switch 2 before he started proposing 5K.

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i can't believe this is a legit and not-vandalized page

Spider-Man seconds after the venom symbiote explodes

PS5 game Kena: Scars of Kosmora has been delayed to 2027 for extra polish.

trump going on an emergency 17 state media tour to support republican candidates before the midterms and he is going with “nobody knows that dumb has a b on the end”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w ago

Trump: "Nobody knows that dumb has a B on the end"

We're gonna put anti-vaping and pro-gambling ads on the Switch 2 UI. Infinite money cheat, we win .

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

Now you can never stop playing! The PlayStation Vita comes to the Nintendo Classics App on October 2nd exclusively for the Nintendo Switch 2, and will be launching with all 3 titles that are actually worth anything, including Little Deviants. Nintendo Switch Online Membership required to play.