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"Sony let Kojima's next experimental game slip away to Xbox" "The hot new Looney Tunes movie was barely saved from oblivion by Ketchup Entertainment" "No one can figure out the premise for a new Muppet Show" we are living through an era of exceptionally high incompetence from corporate leadership

Unfortunately for the designers of Future Sight, Tarmogoyf sticks out like a sore thumb in 2026. They somehow forgot to add a second paragraph of rules text dedicated to holding the player's hand by incrementally milling themself

Artwork for - Reality Fracture- This commission was a special pleasure.Everything about it appealed to me: a dramatic structure worthy of Shakespeare and another opportunity to delve into my favorite influences.I drew particular inspiration from Bernini’s sculptures. Thank you AD Z. Stella. #mtg

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not to do the 'repost stuff from other sites' thing but a friend sent this to me like YES we need uncosiness in games

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pangur-and-grim

disco elysium does a good job of filtering out the 'alpine witch' cozy crowd by showing us, before anything else, a mostly nude bloated alcoholic man groaning to himself on the floor. and also you have to be him, and also if you do a bad job of grabbing your necktie off the ceiling fan then your heart gives out and you get a game over. like it's such a beautiful and intelligent game, but I wonder if part of the universal praise it gets is from that highly vocal section of the populace getting yucked out at the start. or maybe I'm just stupid and overthinking things
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pangur-and-grim

this is why Dream Daddy got cancelled for having a canned halloween plotline, while in Disco Elysium you get to walk around in a jacket with piss f*ggot sprayed on the back and everyone loves it (rightfully, it's a really good jacket)

Imagine having a phone as thick as the one you had 15 years ago, but like almost *all* the increased thickness is battery. Like a full week between charges, battery for literal days. Imagine going "no, fuck battery for days, I need it so thin it can bend and break in my pocket"