Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · yesterdaySpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
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Eu é mais bolos... quero dizer, Mastodon: https://wandering.shop/@ricmadeira Mas de vez em quando também venho aqui espreitar.
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · yesterday
O estado não investiu, a capacidade própria perdeu-se, as convenções evaporaram. Agora pagamos em tempo e duplamente em dinheiro. Um alerta do que acontece quando a capacidade pública desaparece por opção política www.rtp.pt/noticias/pai...
Estado gastou 135 milhões em exames de radiologia
Há quem tenha de percorrer duas horas para fazer um exame de radiologia comparticipado. O alerta consta de um relatório da Entidade Reguladora da Saúde.
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lembram-se de como a descida do irc, que tem acontecido nos últimos dois anos, ia ser fiscalmente neutra? as novas taxas iriam fazer aumentar a competitividade, atrair investimento e manter a coleta de receita. surpreendendo zero pessoas fora da bolha, não há novo crescimento e receita cai a pique.
Receita de IRC afunda e encolhe margem de Miranda Sarmento
No final de junho, mês do acerto final de IRC de 2025, a receita do imposto ficou mais de 600 milhões de euros abaixo de um ano antes.
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Can't help but notice every time a website ends up catering specifically to conservatives nobody's like "well this isn't healthy for The Discourse we've gotta break this shit up" but when we want like-minded communities it's suddenly a problem
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
is it not kind of dizzying how often we read about cops using flock cameras to stalk women? like that specific use case. not even talking about all the other abusive and harassing uses
Drew Harwell@drewharwell.com · 3d agoWe found the Flock cameras cops used to spy on women
Can the American media PLEASE stop falling for these constant head fakes by Trump and his team!?!? Every few days they say they have a deal— for the last 5 months. Just like he’s been saying about Putin and Russia.
I'm not sure folks have realized just how crazy the second half of 2026 and 2027 will be for global temperatures – on the back of a record-smashing El Niño event. Here is my latest estimate of where both years will end up compared to global temperatures since 1850.
MP, Provedoria, tudo controlado pela máfia laranja. Já somos a Hungria do Sul da Europa
Procurador@procurador.bsky.social · 5d agoA nova provedora de Justiça, Luísa Neto, arquivou todas as queixas relacionadas com o processo de classificação dos exames nacionais do Ensino Secundário, considerando que o Min da Educação tomou medidas adequadas para minimizar as falhas detetadas ao longo das últimas semanas.
Parece evidente que, se o Ministro da Educação não fizesse cortes cegos no pessoal do ministério, não era preciso andar a queimar constantemente milhares de euros em consecutivos ajustes diretos.
Covid lockdowns demonstrated, in a deeply imperfect way, the possibility of large-scale social solidarity for a higher cause. That is a prime reason why so many powerful people want us to run screaming away from them into the comforting arms of selfish individualist competition.
O SNS fez menos 19 MIL cirurgias nos primeiros 5 meses deste ano. As promessas eleitorais do Governo caem em catadupa, mas nenhuma com a gravidade social da do SNS. Pior, estão a tornar isto irreversível. E tudo em prol do negócio privado na saúde. Sobra um desespero e uma revolta.
He dumped water we needed in LA to fight the Palisades wildfires into the Central Valley just to fuck us over and it wasted water they needed for the grow season. No one remembers this either. It's insane.
Stephen Judkins@stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 4d agoIt's pretty infuriating that Trump is denying disaster aid to Oregon for political reasons and I have barely heard anything about it, while Biden was falsely accused of doing the exact same thing to North Carolina and millions of people believed that
The dumb fuck doesn't know the difference between "perimeters" and "parameters" and nobody in the media dares to even make note of it.
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 4d agoBREAKING: Trump pauses attacks on Iran, citing “perimeters of a deal” that would end Tehran’s “nuclear threat” and reopen the Strait of Hormuz.
OK, small point here, but it’s almost certain he meant “parameters of a deal,” but he can’t spell and is very dumb, so he used “perimeters of a deal” and news orgs are just running with it like that’s a perfectly normal thing to say, which it absolutely is not. That’s not a thing anybody says.
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 4d agoBREAKING: Trump pauses attacks on Iran, citing “perimeters of a deal” that would end Tehran’s “nuclear threat” and reopen the Strait of Hormuz.
I will not read your Substack Not EVER Substack is owned by literal Nazis Is everyone there a Nazi? No. But the money GOES to Nazis So yeah. I will never, ever, ever read your Substack
that’s what they get. They sold out a decades-long humanitarian project to appease a nazi and the nazi still isn’t satisfied
Holl🌞@willows-song.bsky.social · 5d agoThis is why you dont try to compromise or concede anything to these horrors
Correndo atrás dos seus ídolos, o partido da extrema-direita portuguesa veio propor a suspensão do acordo Schengen com Espanha, sendo que Portugal seria o maior e mais direto prejudicado por tamanha falta de sentido prático, já para não mencionar sentido de estado. Quer esta gente governar o país…
“If Elon Musk ran the GPS system, you’d hear abt it nonstop, valorizing this great man who built something so remarkable and valuable. But since it’s govt invented, owned, and operated, it just works, quietly and without fanfare… that’s…ideology, not so much what you hear about, but what you don’t.”
Google Maps, Uber, and Wall Street Run on Socialism: How the U.S. Government Built the Global Positioning System
The Federal government built a global navigation system, nicknamed "Lighthouses in the Sky" on which Google Maps, Wall Street, and shipping rely. Just don't call it socialism.
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📌BREAKING: UEFA, the governing body of European soccer is demanding FIFA President Gianni Infantino’s immediate resignation because of his dirty backroom dealings with the Trump family. Just the latest instance that everything and everybody Trump touches dies ...
Women only want one thing from men and it's disgusting... www.instagram.com/reels/Day1Ty...
Lindsey Schifferl on Instagram: "The #bridgerton #janeausten #mrdarcy #prideandprejudice #rennaisancefaire #outlander #booktok and #pirates fans should hire me. #photography #soggymen #schiffyssoggie...
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We're in the era of incompetence & cybercrimes headlined as "unprecedented model capabilities gone rogue." So OpenAI & Anthropic are trying to one up each other with such incompetence because the "press release as a service" performing media & clueless politicians parrot pre IPO CEO talking points.
Israel just detonated 700 tons of explosives beneath Beaufort Castle in South Lebanon, in the middle of the night - a 900-year-old Crusader castle that UNESCO just listed as World Heritage site www.reddit.com/r/israelexpo...
A extrema-direita europeia quer excluir Espanha de Schengen por causa de Ceuta, que nunca faz parte do espaço Schengen. Da série: cavalgar um problema inexistente por dia, a ver se ninguém reclama do custo de vida, do baixo salário ou da guerra, que isso chateia quem manda.
Não existiu em Portugal Governo tão marcadamente ideológico e que usa a mentira como argumento político. Montenegro garantiu que "perda é para aqueles que estão a prevaricar". Os cortes são para todo, pelo que os mais pobres e fracos são prevaricadores. Têm ódio de morte aos mais pobres.
🍉paraver🟩🟡🟥@paraver.bsky.social · 6d agoOs cortes são de 35% para o desempregado com família, de 19% para a família monoparental e de 13% o idoso pobre. Para moralizar. Entretanto, o Governo alargou o âmbito dos #VistosGold, isenta de imposto salários de 6 000€/mês para sub35, financia casas de 660 000€.
This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
Kat Kerlin@katkerlin.bsky.social · last wk.Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...