Aurora
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They/Them, Mostly screams about cartoons but I'm working on something maybe?
Funniest possible end result of this is they start stationing cops to monitor these locations and prevent more camera vandalism 24/7, thereby rendering the cameras themselves completely redundant and making several cops miserable in the process
Goldstein@goldstein.latinsky.app · 10h agoThey stole ALL the Flock cameras in Winona.
just heard "economics is just astrology for pedophiles" and have you ever experienced a sequence of words that gave you a sense of complete clarity about a subject
There is no ethical consumption of Harry Potter. And not in the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" way. In the "your fandom is now comprised of hate symbols" way.
s. e. smith@sesmith.lol · 16h agoJKR explicitly said she considers anything Potter-related, even fan-made, endorsement of her politics. And every time you engage with this franchise, you signal to the industry that there's still money in it and they should keep pumping out content from full-cast audiobooks to book box partnerships.
to be clear, i hate tech and finance dipshits as much as the next guy (probably even moreso). i just think it’s reductive to describe how much they suck as primarily a function of their masculinity while flattening the very concept of brotherhood in the process. it’s both lazy and imprecise
a “tech bro” is a solid dude who knows how to configure a dorm-wide LAN so that everyone can share their movie rips and video game ISOs with each other. your bay area LLM gazillionaires who love money and hate the computer are “tech dipshits”
i hate the usage of the word “bros” to describe the men who are ruining our world through the tools of finance and technology. i believe “bro” to be one of the highest honorifics one can bestow upon a man; these guys have none of the solidarity or respect i would expect from anyone i’d call a bro
Quibi but make it labor exploitation
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 20h agoDisney and TikTok have announced a new partnership that will bring select Disney fan-made TikTok videos to Disney+. As part of the initiative, creators who opt in will receive access to official Disney assets, with their videos featured on both TikTok and Disney+.
This isn't even a first release or anything it's a goddamn Wal-Mart value pack, this is how I own half my Mel Brooks collection
Your Canadian Girlfriend@yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 2d agoWhy? Why must everything we enjoy be sealed up with a "grade"? I get baseball cards being put in plastic because you can still enjoy both sides of the card. But a Blu-ray?
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
The other night I tried to take my wife to the movies she says whaddaya wanna see? I says One Night Only, it’s about how you can only have sex for one night a year She told me it sounds too realistic
My love 💜🐈⬛💜 Thanks to tho who joined in on stream!
Shrek's widowed husband here: my husband, Shrek, from the movie became a communist this morning and then this afternoon he was murdered in Mamdani's capitalist New York
I love that the reasoning for this was that when dudes at HB rewatched the OG series. They remembered it being so much cooler and then just decided to make it real.
dawnofanewday456@dawnofanewday.bsky.social · 3d agolitterly such an aura boost though its kinda insane
Thank you for becoming a communist, Shrek. We agree with everything you said in the interview
Brian Actors Guild@spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 16h agoI get interviewed about halfway through this episode. The hosts are good guys. I'm a communist now #shrekideology
Fiona's about to make a killing on the podcast circuit
Brian Actors Guild@spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 14h agoThis is Shrek's husband. Shrek has been shot
what your friend group should look like in your thirties
I didn't spontaneously spring into being fully formed as an adult two years ago so I actually do remember how we did stuff before that point and continue to use those methods instead
Ant@agramuglia.bsky.social · 17h agoYes. Easily. I don't use AI today. Or yesterday. Because I actually enjoy writing and researching stuff.
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
To the best of my knowledge, neither Martin Eberhard or Marc Tarpenning (the college-educated real engineers who founded Tesla) were, or are, coked-up antisemites. The ignorant non-engineer hairplugged venture-capitalist that used slave-mine money to buy them out 100% is, though.
ℳatt@matttomic.bsky.social · 2d ago
#shrekthoughts: America has fallen. Get armed while you still can
