Cool Ronch
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I lost my sense of smell before it was cool
(Wife walks in on me taking a huge bong rip) Hi hun. Oh this? Um, I’m doing it because of, uh, AI?
Business Insider@businessinsider.com · 2d ago"So many AI researchers have started smoking as a way of signaling to other researchers how much they believe in AI," Palantir CTO Shyam Sankar said. https://bit.ly/4rXlHlU
When Vordul Mega broke out the cage and blazed an ice cold bowl of sage, patrolling the maze, I really felt that.
Jon Krakauer writing Under the Banner of Heaven:
gruh@grahamsig.bsky.social · last wk.*ELO evil woman voice* Evil Mormon
Mark Hoppus with food poisoning: well I guess this is throwing up
I was with family last night and 60 Minutes was on and I must say: putting Ross Douthat in front of a TV camera was not a wise choice
Are you feeling a little hungover because you stayed up too late listening to Pet Sounds and playing Donkey Kong Bananza and it’s not fair because you only drank 1 Modelo? You may be entitled to compensation
I’m Back on My Bullshit (listening to pet sounds and becoming overwhelmed and emotional thinking about the beauty of the human condition)
I listened to a lot of Steely Dan while driving home tonight and I’d like you to indulge me on a few thoughts I had:
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
[Training the army of illiterate steroid-addled fat ass ham-faced unaccountable murderous wife-beating slave catchers on the new software that lets you track anyone you want] Don't use this on stalking women you want to punish though ok? That's not what it's for.
It’s pretty fucked up that we haven’t figured out a way to integrate orangutans into our society yet. They should be driving around and going grocery shopping and shit. Get on it people! Fix this
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
Hey guys, when I drink a michelada, please stop calling it a bitchelada. It’s not called that when I drink one. Stop it
I met another dad at my son’s soccer game this morning and I asked what school his kid went to and he said “he’s home schooled” and I just said “cool” but I should have said “why?” Or “dang, that sucks”
Exclusive: A former Taco Bell employee has sounded the alarm, says their gorditas are too cheesy, nachos too grande.
when billionaires moan about how everyone Hates Them Now, For Some Reason i think of when termites started showing up in my parents' kitchen. you're calling an exterminator?? we've been eating the floor joists for months but now suddenly it's some Huge Problem? come on. we just wanna eat your house
Who cares about the 38 most influential posters on Bluesky! What you should really be worried about are the 3.8 Modelos I’m going to drink tonight.
Sean Lennon is also the son of former Beatle John’s first grandson’s grandfather. You do the math
Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com · last mo.Sean Lennon is a dad to former Beatle John’s first grandson
Took the kids to Play-It-Again sports to get soccer stuff yesterday and the guy working there had matching Ween tattoos on each calf.
Sean Thomason@seanthomason.bsky.social · 2mo agoApparently they played a little bit of Ween in the new Ted Lasso episode? Good for you, boys, get that mustache Apple money.
There should be a "third place" for 40+ year old dads who smoke weed and play music and also that third place should be my garage.
Do not. Use. JC penis credit card.
I saw some stupid insta where a guy was putting beers on the political spectrum and he said Modelo was conservative. Well guess what shithead, I’m going to drink 3.5 of those tonight and tip the scales the other way
The dumb David Axelrod said something stupid yesterday and got everyone here all riled up, but I’m glad he said it because it reminded me to listen to Song of Innocence by the cool David Axelrod. Thanks dummy!
My favorite thing about this album is that it opens with 3 live tracks that absolutely whip ass. Side A all day
Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2mo agoI’m not really a “now that’s real rock and roll” guy but that’s some real rock and roll. RIP Frank Beard m.youtube.com/watch?v=WzU3...
