A-A-Ron
@rubyclimber.bsky.social
These are the times that try skaters' souls. I’m just your basic weirdo. I’m one of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Moronically entertaining ADHD af My kids call me The Dad-alorian
i'm not positive or inspirational. i'm just a stack of pretty pictures in a trench coat.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Arrested Development: Tobias Funke's Fire Sale
Alt: Arrested Development: Tobias Funke's Fire Sale
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Kat Alderson 🙃@klaybourne.bsky.social · 18h agoIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
When my daughter was a toddler I started singing her Puff the Magic Dragon at bedtime. Now she’s 8 and I’m still singing it every night. Be careful what you commit to
Nope. Can't. Feeding the two wolves inside of me. (they like nachos)
If you give a man an app, he will try to use it to get laid... ...doesn't matter what the app's original purpose was
You can be anything you want to be, so long as you work hard, have zero integrity and enough money to pay off the pResident
Give a man a fish and he’ll find a way to fuck it. Teach a man to fish and they are sure to decimate the species.
When I say I'm at home playing with myself, this is what I mean...
Start training the new guy today. He talks alot so I’ll do my best to not be annoyed.
I’m just three grams of microplastics encased in a ponderous meatsuit.
I’ve known I was into older women since I was 13 when I watched Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead and had a crush on Joanna Cassidy over Christina Applegate.
Someone wasn’t paying attention to those old ads about pork being the other white meat and it shows
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
The problem with dealing with people in real life is you cant easily block them like you can on Bluesky.
Women only date MAGA men if they’re in the Wetness Protection Program.
Just blow me first thing in the morning and I’ll do anything you ask
when I get my Harry Potter wand it's over for you bitches
im a sad daughter, but i'm a happy mom. i'm basically kettle corn.
A guy asked me to go out on a date with him. I said no. He wanted to know why. I let him know that a woman doesn’t have to give an explanation as to why she doesn’t want to go out with someone.
My brother just used the phrase, "It only takes one pussy hair to pull a freight train," and I had never heard it and I'm dying. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
While I appreciate (despise) the helpful (condescending) DMs about my eating habits, no one wants to hear about how I am exceedingly careful 6 days a week so I can eat whatever the fuck I want on that 1 day. 🤬