GerBear
@grrreee.bsky.social
"I'm just here so I don't get fined." #BillsMafia
If youre going to insult a fat person, at least think of something more clever than "youre fat," or "you need to lose weight," etc. We know we are fat. You just sound dumb.
Sometimes the family you find along the way matches better than the family you were assigned to. 😉
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING and meet Pepper who weighs 2.3 lbs and is figuring out the world for the very first time
A romantic comedy about rival porn stars called "Skeeted Rivalry."
In high school, I used to know a guy named Boner. How he got his nickname is way different than the guy on Growing Pains.
This fudge is ass. Ass fudge if you will and i know what i said but i mean literal fudge, of which this is ass.
IMO if social media had a smell, it would be the smell of stale beer and burnt popcorn.
DAD PIG: it's a long drive, do you need to use the bathroom before we go LITTLE PIG: no DAD PIG: okay here we go *starts driving* LITTLE PIG: *goes wee wee all the way home*
I'm looking for young people (Gen Z age, probably looking for 18-29) to interview for an Idaho-related story about gender divides on reproductive rights. If you know of someone or are someone, send me a DM or an email at kmoseley@stateline.org.
Dear Mom, The other cowboys keep making fun of me for only eating the M&Ms out of the trail mix. Life sure is hard out here on the range. Love, Your littlest cowboy
Me: If you’ve seen one butthole, you’ve seen them all. Bluesky: Hold my beer.
Do you know how much effort it takes to show compassion to a stranger online? None. None at all.
(following behind a 4Runner doing 10 MPH under the speed limit) Me: More like 4Walker. Nobody: Me: Still got it.
ALIEN: Take me to your leader. HUMAN: What do you wanna meet my cat for?
Doc: "All I need to do now is check your prostate." Me: "But I have car insurance. Isn't that covered under a rear-end collision?"
My proctologist lost his phone during my exam, and it was on vibrate. Needless to say, please keep calling it.
Its great if youre getting head while driving, but at least be considerate of the people around you and go the fucking speed limit.
Needing to log in on my day off is some bullshit. Needing to restart my computer because nothing will connect is some homicidal bullshit
the economy has gotten so bad that KFC is using just six herbs and spices and pigeons
The problem with dealing with people in real life is you cant easily block them like you can on Bluesky.
Democracy is slipping away. Nazis are in charge. Abortion has been rolled back. It’s pay-to-play in DC. An endless war. But by all means, let’s worry about who Travis and Taylor are friends with.
Christmas is in 4 months and 3 weeks. That ain’t crazy to yall???
80 degrees in my house and I am freezing. I am not feeling well. Feel bad for me. Calling it a night. No one burn this place down til I return. Im looking at you @los-los.bsky.social @gregthemiller.bsky.social