Ryan_in_Oregon

@ryanoregon.bsky.social

New England born, veteran, hiker, angler, adult onset hunter. Books, coffee, cured meats & music. Homicide, missing person and cold cases. SSE / forensics. Just another ghost walking the hills.

pretentious literature boys are a keyhole species in places like grody oyster bars, bookstores that smell of the pipe smoke creepy men in white suits favor, parks with trees that are fun to climb when you’re tripping bonkers, and remote Northern cabins within a 20 minute fixie ride to a wine bar

It's very easy to understand the appeal of living in Boston. Is the weather good? No. Is the food good? No. Is it affordable? Not in the least. Are the people pleasant? LOL, LMAO. But on the flipside of that, it's very easy to get a shitty donut and a cup full of vaguely coffee-tinged sugar water.

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 2d ago

I hate winter, everything closes at nine, I hate winter, food is mediocre, I hate winter, crappy housing at insane prices, I hate winter, New England culture is not my thing, I hate winter

"When the first of August came round, the Professor realized he had pleasantly trifled away nearly two months at a task which should have taken little more than a week." -Willa Cather (from The Professor's House, 1925)

I would rather have a completely white cover with the title of your book in Wingdings before I paid for an AI cover. I would rather you pay an entire class of 3rd yr olds to do your cover art than you use AI. Stick figures guys. Stick figures.

Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Author & Narrator@autumnwolff.bsky.social · 5d ago

I would rather see Comic Sans used on a shitty book cover than look at AI slop. Something you threw together in MS Paint would be better.

Every time I go to Home Depot and buy a packet of washers for $1.39 or some such, I get a series of follow up emails asking that I review them Guys I don't know what to tell you, they're round and metallic with a hole in the center, really everything I dreamed of