Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana
They should make a website that works
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
French people don't say "lol I'm dead" they say "lol je suis mort" this is because they speak French
It is frustrating trying to be an honest, considerate, hardworking person, when many signs indicate it is much more lucrative right now to be a liar and a grifter with no moral core or ethical framework for daily life. I just hope these people eventually get what they deserve.
Call it the manasphere the way we go man!! A sphere!!
starting a new manosphere but its just a big orb we point at and go "whoa"
I think this week I'm gonna try charging in a straight line as long as nobody dodges to the side causing me to run into a wall and become stunned it should be okay
"Scientists" believe life began in underwater hydrothermal vents 4 billion years ago. I believe it began at the Denny's off the interstate in Toledo Ohio in 1956. I don't make fun of their theory and yet they constantly ridicule mine. And that's what's wrong with our so-called elites
this is how my last 2 weeks have been
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went bioluminescent kayaking with a thunderstorm in the background (too far away to even hear the thunder dw) and ok yeah i can understand why people think florida is cool now
my favourite thing about painting snakebite orks is getting really nice edge highlights on my metallics with a was and then just fucking obliterating them with rust