Sam Eifling

@sameifling.bsky.social

I'm the national editor at Voice Media Group, which owns Phoenix New Times, Westword, the Dallas Observer, and Miami New Times

Not to be a hater at this time but I wish I'd kept screenshots of all those old Bluesky posts about how all Southerners should just be abandoned to fascist wolves. If that was you, libbing it up tonight will be allowed once you fill out your Apology Form. Get your paperwork done

the ballot on Maricopa County's voting sticker has a distinctively world-weary, the-shit-I-could-tell-you look in his eye. dude looks like he just woke up in a hospital bed to pose for a GoFundMe pic.

A cartoon ballot gives a weary thumbs up on an I Voted sticker

The administration is deporting people to Afghanistan who came to the US as refugees when they were toddlers, and who have a realistic expectation or torture or death upon their return. I don't even know what to say anymore. Go get your "I VOTED" sticker this week. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/30/w...

U.S. to Send Dozens Back to Afghanistan, Despite Risk of Persecution (Gift Article)

The Trump administration plans to fly the Afghan immigrants from Louisiana to Pakistan, where they are expected to be expelled over the border to Afghanistan.

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You'd be forgiven for thinking this is some sort of cry of existential agony but nah they're just like that and they're having the time of their lives

Ex-boss filed a $12 theft charge against an ex-employee because she got a restraining order in response to his creepy behavior. Charge was never prosecuted, but it gave ICE an excuse to arrest and detain her. Congratulations to the 58 Democrats who voted for the Laken Riley Act. You own this.

A disgruntled boss filed theft charges against her. When she went to court, ICE arrested her. | Baltimore Brew

BREW EXCLUSIVE: A $12.08 dispute over a McDonald’s meal leads to the arrest of a 25-year-old by ICE agents in the Carroll County District courthouse.

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Fun fact about the 1982 edition of the Milwaukee Brewers, the last time they went to the World Series: they were such offensive terrors they got a nickname that I promise you will remember

A Wikipedia paragraph explaining that the offense-heavy team were nicknamed Harvey's Wallbangers, after their manager Harvey Kuenn

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? Academic: the Recession Interviewer: and this one? Academic: COVID Interviewer: and this one? Academic: mass state funding cuts Interviewer: and this one? Academic: admin trying to replace my field with chatbots Interviewer: and this one?

imagine being so horny for austerity that you talk yourself into believing that the hundreds of thousands of developing world deaths and total gutting of life-saving medical research were unfortunate excesses of DOGE and not the entire point

My *dad* died. The end came after a grinding decade of ghastly health and hard decisions and still the past two weeks walloped my family like an avalanche. He lived a tempestuous, ribald, Ozarks tall tale of a life. We will miss him every damn day. www.westfieldchapel.com/obituaries/J...

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