"Reluctantly," a federal judge dismisses the Oath Keepers seditious conspiracy cases. Trump DOJ "excuses criminal acts that caused a centuries-long pillar of our democracy—the peaceful transfer of presidential power—to buckle." "The court cannot write a different ending," he adds. buff.ly/NvVKnaW
Samit Sarkar
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I love everything about this story, but particularly this masterpiece of wordplay: “‘Victim misses’ had become ‘victim Mrs.’!”
this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...
shorter David Ellison: "we're just innocent men"
Unfortunately for David Ellison this is transparently laughable after what Bari Weiss has already done at CBS and it will be very funny if her genius moves fuck up a $100 billion merger www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/o...
Wrote about the Heliot Ramos trade and the Yankees half-assing the deadline at the Patreon. www.patreon.com/RABthoughts/...
1) as the article notes, this is an Alamo Drafthouse "Baby Day" screening, with the lights up & volume down; we took our kid to one for Blazing Saddles when he was <10 months old, sue us 2) media outlets often write stories about existing trends/practices when there's a salient/popular news peg!
is there some future competitive advantage with college admissions if you deafened your child to Ludwig Göransson
lol. lmao even
The Justice Department is admitting that a $14 million renovation on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC, was flawed, and is dropping the criminal case against a former Olympian that accused him of damaging the pool, according to a new court filing. https://cnn.it/3RJJnwj
Hi, we're a new video game oral histories site. Want to read the story of Shadow of the Colossus, as told by 11 people who worked on it? Or hear what Will Wright has to say about Spore in retrospect? Or see previously unreleased footage of Nintendo's Sound Fantasy? Check us out at designroom.site
"All [Megyn] Kelly and [Stephen] Miller did was win the lottery of being born in the richest country ever, one whose institutions and traditions they are busy helping destroy with as much zeal as the Greeks in Nolan’s film defiled the temple of Athena."
The racist backlash to Chris Nolan’s Odyssey is a kind of stolen valor, an attempt by the right to claim credit for achievements they had nothing to do with in order to justify racial hierarchy in the present. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
I forgot to share this when it went live last week, but that's okay, because it's a great weekend read! I really enjoyed copy editing this piece. I've definitely played The Addams Family before, but I didn't realize how much of a phenomenon it was. Great quotes in here, as always!
For our latest big story, @duncanfyfe.net dives deep the bestselling pinball game of all-time, The Addams Family.
Update: Yesterday, IMAX announced that IMAX 70mm theaters across the country had added screenings through mid-September, and I was just able to secure a ticket (in a pretty good viewing location, to boot) at the Lincoln Square AMC! I'd recommend the AMC app btw — I got rate-limited on my desktop PC
Bummed that I won't be able to make it to an IMAX 70mm film screening — they're all sold out in Manhattan for the rest of this initial run — but hey, maybe Universal will bring it back to IMAX theaters for an awards-season run in the winter?
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Bone Appetit America First Kitchen Epicarcass Cub's Killustrated Binging with Rob-ish MAHAnchies
Someone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
"A Reuters analysis found the image of the map included in the presentation contained an artificial intelligence watermark that signals it was made with OpenAI tools. The company did not respond to a request for comment."
"A US government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a global conference in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attenders who took screenshots and posted them online."
I've been meaning to ask for some help on here about this very thing! My parents are strongly considering getting a Tesla specifically for FSD (Mom had a stroke 7mo ago, not sure if she'll be able to drive again; Dad is 75 with severe back/sciatic pain). Any comparable non-Tesla options available?
This is framed as a feel-good story, but it should scare the wits out of anybody on the road. Tesla's deceptive marketing is convincing seniors that the cars drive themselves. In reality, a human must always be ready to intervene. If someone lacks the ability to do that, they shouldn't be driving!
I bet the Yankees' ownership group is furious they didn't get there first
The New York Mets are making the startup Novig their official prediction-market partner, marking a first for Major League Baseball as the prediction-markets industry looks for a foothold in professional sports. on.wsj.com/4wqyNJO
i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice
enough of this shit
a little bit of personal lore: my culture writing career began with a cranky blog about spider-man. for Fansplaining, I imagine the end of that career, with another blog about spider-man fansplaining.com/what-spider-...
What Spider-Man Can’t Save
In which our hero contemplates a career writing about superheroes and pop culture—and imagines an ending.
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damn, now I'm crying again
Crushed by the Hansard news. A lesser known corner of Hansard‘s life was his close friendship with Eddie Vedder. The two were a beautiful example of how to support one another through grief. That story doesn’t fit into a social media post but this performance does youtu.be/S35d9KgruNs