Sally
@sandypollstein.bsky.social
Middle aged autistic lady. A real condescending ribbon of brine. She/her.
Is it possible to get On Cinema Gregg on Infowars to spill the dirt
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6mo agoI'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.
Logged into Twitter for the first time in like 3 years to try and figure out whether this was a fake, or the Onion got Alex Jones’ Twitter account as part of the deal. I cannot believe it’s real. ☠️
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6mo agoI'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Hey @impishmatt.bsky.social, I used a piece of your pixel art (I think it's yours?) that I found on Pinterest to create a cross stitch, and I would like to properly credit you if I post it anywhere. Is this your Gritty? If so, do you have a preference as to how I link to you?
Hell yes. “The [WNBA] minimum salary will be $300,000, up from $66,079 in 2025 and the supermax salary will start at $1.4m.” www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...
Top WNBA players set to make more than $1m a year after new CBA agreed in principle
The WNBA and its players’ union reached an agreement in principle on a transformational new collective bargaining agreement
theguardian.com
I did not expect Deb, but here we are. Queen of Lake Havasu. She totally stole the show for me. #oncinema
My prediction for the On Cinema Oscar Special: New leads a tight and engaging show. Gregg provides expert analysis with flawless predictions. Mark crushes it with a string of impeccable and fresh celebrity impersonations. A perfectly executed final show, with nothing going wrong 🙌
It's On Cinema at the Cinema on Variety 🍿 variety.com/2026/film/ne...
‘On Cinema at the Cinema’: How Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington Pull Off the Internet’s Most Deranged Movie Review Show
Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington discuss 'On Cinema at the Cinema', the internet's most deranged movie review show.
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I wish somebody would please recut that Mercy trailer so the judge is one of those AI barber heads with no face and three ears, and all the “AI police surveillance footage” in the back is humanoid robots kicking their handlers in the crotch.
This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.
Lawrence Hurley@lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 9mo agoThe shooting is shocking enough but the government's response is off the charts when you consider that this incident is forensically documented on video.
My first mortgage payment finally came out on Friday. I don't think you can rent a 1-bedroom apartment in this city for at least a couple hundred dollars MORE than my monthly mortgage payment. The financialization of housing is a criminal conspiracy.
Happy Unrivaled Season 2 Tipoff to all those who celebrate.
Unrivaled kicks off today, and Canadians can watch it on YouTube: www.youtube.com/live/Fv4s3kG...
Mist VS Hive | Live Game | Unrivaled Basketball
YouTube video by Unrivaled Basketball
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This should exist in every city in the country.
It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
Hi, I am studying library science, the thing everyone claims LLMs are good for. Spoiler: they aren’t. I’ll start with a hypothetical based on a thing I have dealt with a thousand times. Person comes in and says, “I don’t remember the title or the author but I know it’s about vampires.”
Schneid-man. Makin’ excuses. Schneideriderdingdong. Can’t face the truth. Making excuses. Schneider. Career in the toilet. Dependant on Sandler. Makin’ excuses.
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 10mo agoThe "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
4WheelMe@4wheelworkout.blacksky.app · 10mo agoYour last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I do not want to go into 2026. It's too late for me. Leave me here. I'll guard the door to make sure 2025 doesn't escape.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
#oneofthetwo Because your desire to “return to normal” doesn’t supersede the safety of others - maybe if you listened to people living with #longcovid, you’d know that. Shame on @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social for punching down in the hackiest possible way.
It was reprehensible when people mocked condom usage at the height of the AIDS pandemic. It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today. Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
We need those who claim to be “left” to stop punching down on the disabled, covid cautious and immune compromised. Masking is resistance. It’s community care. The ruling class wants you sick and weak so you won’t fight back. Healthcare is being gutted. There’s never been a better time to mask
Please donate to my Kickstarter to make "Morty Supreme," a shot-for-shot remake of "Marty Supreme" with Richard Kind in the Timothée Chalamet role.