El-Sayed: We live in an era where we continue to see a few very small people try to define America as being as small as they are. We can't control the past 250 years. What we can do is build the next 250
just incredible to watch the US president take Iran's side when my state's water systems are under cyberattack
Habeas corpus. Mitch isn’t alive until he’s walking and talking on live television and even then I want DNA proof that’s him.
“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard
Redacted Pancakes@jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 3w agoI cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
I think we’ve made enough lemonade. Can life now please quit it with the lemons.
I will not be listening to opinions on gender and biology from those who think women originated from a rib cage…
OSSOFF: I heard a president who is, as always, focused on his personal shame and humiliation, and above all, focused on his personal fear of the accountability that will come when we win this fall
The air is full of smoke, the food is full of parasites, and the water is full of data center bacteria but at least we stopped all that DEI children's cancer research!
Rep. Thomas Massie has announced he'll introduce the Epstein Files Transparency Act II, a bill to give state AGs, DAs, 'authorized state officers,' and victims the right to sue DOJ for "unlawfully withholding, redacting, delaying, concealing, removing, or failing to publish Epstein-related records."
deleting a big ass game probably feels good as fuck for the computer
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
it's not an own to point out that all these fucking guys trying to deny trans people their hormones are so into HGH and whatnot. they don't care either way about 'gender affirming care.' they want to be he-men and they want trans people to die. to them the two projects are perfectly coherent
AOC: I said this a couple of weeks ago: I would not be surprised if, when ICE funding started up again, we would start to see more civilian deaths at the hands of ICE. And that’s exactly what has happened. We didn’t see things like this happening with the same degree when we froze ICE funding.
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please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body
someone could bring down this administration by getting trump and rfk jr in the same interview and asking if they agree they’re “pretty much in the same shape”
did you guys hear mitch mcconnell shit himself so bad when he died that they had to replace the flooring
if you’re a comedian and your jokes punch down, you are a hack
If Trump is worried about cheating during elections, why is he firing the entire elections commission? Reporters, do your job.
Mamdani got into office and instantly: • Froze rent for 2 million New Yorkers • Cut subway fares in half for low-income riders • Fully funded NYC parks • Added $680M for public schools • Launched free child care for 2-year-olds If establishment politicians actually wanted to help you, they could.
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
i honestly thought the qatari presidential jet story could not become more ludicrous and yet
Mexico will request criminal charges over 17 Mexicans who died in ICE custody or during immigration enforcement operations by the Trump admin.
i’m gonna get called a lib for this but i’m right: if you wouldn’t trust him around your wife when she’s passed out drunk, why would you trust him with matters pertaining to the ENTIRE COUNTRY