What's my favorite song? Uhhh I've really been getting into the American Airlines deplaning song lately
its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
🎶this is how legends are made🎶
a recent round of TimeGuessr led me to looking up a tiny town in Wisconsin on Google Maps, where I found this restaurant's web page and now can't stop saying "get something hot to worm you up" 🪱
"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.
We gotta bring back calling people sellouts and bullying people pushing their morals aside for financial gain 🤙
"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍
This Friday!! All day fundraiser streams to raise money for Eunisses Hernandez’s re-election campaign!!!
IF ALL YOU DO IS SAY WE DID NOTHING WRONG AND PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE VOTED DIFFERENTLY YOU WILL CONTINUE TO DO THE SAME THING AND CONTINUE TO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
still thinking about joey chestnut in a pussy eating contest and hes dunking them all in water so he can eat them faster
"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny." THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too. (I start sucking the third guy's dick.) That's funny. - JF #TheJokingGamer #ad
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
Donald Trump sir, I have four words for you..... Knock it off, please!
i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it
(guy who thinks the "cousin walk" is where you fuck and suck your cousin) Hey does anyone know if my hot sexy cousin is coming to thanksgiving dinner?
I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
true free speech is dead and conservatives killed it
Joe Adalian@tvmojoe.bsky.social · last yr.This is...something Nexstar, one of largest owners of TV stations in the country, is pre-empting JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE "for the foreseeable future": "Nexstar strongly objects to recent comments made by Mr. Kimmel concerning the killing of Charlie Kirk and will replace the show with other programming."