@bencollins.bsky.social my kids (13 and 11) are obsessed with The Onion, reading every print edition cover to cover the day it arrives. They decided to do their own satirical paper, called The Garlic. Here is a sample.
Strip Law episode 8 holy shit. @hellocullen.bsky.social you beautiful bastard.
Repeating "Oh no. Toilet" to myself all day.
Edward@edwardodell.bsky.social · 4mo agoIncredible sequel. Edge of my seat!
If we're so gung-ho on a ground invasion of Iran, can't we just send all the ICE dinguses over there? Seems like they have more equipment than the Marines and we are wasting all of that money paying them each $200k to stand at airports playing Candy Crush.
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
Bro looks like Paul Walter Hauser's juggalo character on It's Always Sunny.
Raider@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 8mo agoAn off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck. If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
The person that invented wrapping paper with grid lines on the back should win the next FIFA peace prize.
"Turkey Pardon"? What, is Drumpf going to pardon his damn self? Because he's the biggest turkey I know!
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
Olga Nesterova@onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 10mo agoNew sign outside the Oval Office..
posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
Chuck Tingle@chucktingle.bsky.social · last yr.how about no
Some of the dumbest articles in history have been written about LLMs, but this may very well be the dumbest. College is not simply four years of learning facts, yeesh.
Immigrant Punk@porcupunk.eurosky.social · 10mo agoWow. Just wow. "Students pay premium prices for information that AI now delivers instantly and for free. A business student can ask ChatGPT to explain supply chain optimization or generate market analysis in seconds. The traditional lecture-and-test model faces its Blockbuster moment."
what is even going on here tell me what is even going on
The Daily Show@thedailyshow.com · 11mo agoThe following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
relax this is just so ben shapiro can kiss the flag
Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12mo agoGetting ratioed for being the messenger
I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity. It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
"And you got David Axelrod and ya know, Rahm fuckin Emanuel. So fuckin smart, Rahm Emanuel."
Olga Nesterova@onestpress.onestnetwork.com · last yr.Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.
♫ ♫ doggy in a stroller, I know, I know, it’s seriouuuuus ♫ ♫