MAD CITY MENACE
@schizo.lol
the infamous barrow cat; it/its; everyones favorite/will never die; psychiatrists dni; champion of lunar light; your girlfriends side chick; twisted pair lesbian; motorcycle dyke; madison wi; nsfw; http://alphamethyl.barr0w.net/~barrow/
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
Drove by a billboard for a casino with the most littlespace-ass tagline. "Come stay up past bedtime". Oh are we gonna watch a scary movie? Build a pillow fort and grope each other? Are there gonna be juice boxes?
...and thats a catgirl promise!! you know what they say about a catgirl promise right?
another day another stick being poked into kittys enclosure fucking with its emotional state
childhood trauma really be like "oops they baked u wrong. now ur like this forever. make the best of it ig idk"
all men can see the tactics whereby i lose, but what none can see is the strategy out of which failure is evolved -sun tzu
MAD CITY MENACE@schizo.lol · last wk.be extremely subtle, even to the point of uselessness -sun tzu
be extremely subtle, even to the point of uselessness -sun tzu
MAD CITY MENACE@schizo.lol · 2w agoif you know yourself and know the enemy (yourself) you should fear the result of every minor inconvenience
straight up binding it and by it, heheh, lets just say my monad
the new dual-cab F35, for faster turnarounds at terminals
Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · last wk.Trump on Iran 🤦♂️
What’s a fun fact you know that, if ever uttered aloud, would cause that demon you made a deal with to drag you straight to hell?
We all have that one homie who scholars theorize was not a single individual, but a collection of different authors
sometimes u forget how pawtistic u r until ur wife gets a shirt with the perfect texture and u rub ur face on it constantly
being bipolar is like if days of the week were capable of getting you white girl wasted
(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day (3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides.
woke up last morning, got yourself a gun, mama always said youd be the, chosen one *groovy synth arpeggio sting*
Look I understand the concept of revolutionary defeatism and hoping the US loses its wars of imperial conquest. I'm just surprised to see Congress getting on board and actively trying to hamper the military
The Aviationist@theaviationist.com · 2w agoBipartisan ‘BRRRRT Act’ Introduced in U.S. Congress to Keep the A-10 Warthog in Service A bipartisan group of U.S. lawmakers has introduced legislation aimed at halting the retirement of the A-10 until a fully certified replacement is operational. Story: theaviationist.com/2026/07/23/b...
...and thats a catgirl promise!! you know what they say about a catgirl promise right?
if you know yourself and know the enemy (yourself) you should fear the result of every minor inconvenience
MAD CITY MENACE@schizo.lol · 2mo agothe opportunity of defeating yourself is provided by you yourself - sun tzu
me and the boys were gonna hit each other in the legs with metal pipes if you wanted to come