The year is 2028. The strait of Hormuz is still closed. Fuel at the pump is now 10 dollars. The sixth pipeline across the Arabian peninsula has been opened. It got hit by a Shahed-378 the next day. The largest industry in the US is betting when Axios posts that the MoU #37 is close to being signed.
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Matt Norlander@norlander.bsky.social · 2w agoNEWS: Michigan AD Warde Manuel is leaving his post at the end of 2026, the school just announced. Additionally, U-M has published a summary of its probe into the culture of the athletic department under Manuel in the wake of the Sherrone Moore saga. publicaffairs.vpcomm.umich.edu/key-issues/m...
CENTCOM told me the Middle East keeps eating his patriot missiles so i asked how many patriot missiles they have and they said they just go to Whiskey Pete and get new patriots afterwards so i said it sounds like he's feeding patriot missiles to the Middle East and then INDOPACOM started crying
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
Norway can still win if King Harald V has the courage to do what’s right.
Stop 👏acting 👏like 👏Italianx 👏aren’t 👏(p)eople 👏(o)f 👏(c)arbonara
David at FOIAball@foiaball.com · 4w agothe italianx outrage on twitter over mamdani is producing some tremendous content
While BlueSky is having fun, it’s good to remember that Fetterman is going to struggle through saying ‘I told you so’ tonight on Hannity too
Quantian@quantian.bsky.social · last mo.While Bluesky is having great fun going “I told you so” to various pundits in re Platner, it’s important to remember that this is ultimately the fault of Maine Dem primary voters who cast their ballot for him, and they deserve to have their faces rubbed in this like a dog who pissed on the carpet.
she went to buy a heart from the ccp. shen yun warned me of this
Leah McElrath@leahmcelrath.bsky.social · last mo.Adding to the weirdness around Mitch McConnell: His wife, Elaine Chao, reportedly traveled to China just three days after his heart attack. She is said to have met with met with Chinese Vice President Han Zheng in Beijing.
Pretty sure he’s gonna announce he’s putting his face on the mountain
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · last mo.So now after the Cape Verde game and Taylor Swift’s wedding we get this boring old fuck telling the same dumb ass stories and lies while ranting about communism in front of a mountain.
Heartbreaking: John Podhoretz Just Made a Great Point
Sharon 🪳🌹@sharonk.bsky.social · last mo.man, even JPod is like "what the fuck is happening to people"
And people complain about the writing on The Boys smh my head.
Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · last mo.Church of England but make it US is honestly terrifying.
Every day it's like "Republican-Appointed Supreme Court to Decide Whether the FDA Can Stop People From Selling Ground Glass as Flour"
Since they prove time and time again they can’t be honest brokers the next Dem admin needs to treat the NYT with the public hostility of the Trump admin and the private hostility of the Biden admin.
@scarylawyerguy.bsky.social · 2mo agoDid the New York Times just BOTH SIDES Ken Paxton's sweetheart deal for a child sex predator. Yes, yes it did.
>looking for a new transphobic columnist >ask another poster if this one is a self-hating chaser or a self-hating egg >poaster doesn’t understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is chaser and what is egg >poaster laughs, “it’s a good column sir" >open the column >it’s chaser
it's wild that conservatives won soccer in the culture war
Tom Leykis@tomleykis.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe HELL with the World Cup. THIS is my TV viewing all this afternoon!
im just saying we all blame voters for not voting for kamala, why don't we blame them for not watching colbert
