Isaac Butler did not provide a source for this write up. But I, having a memory for word phrases like "Do Nakeds" and "Chunky RW who is also a giant slut" recognized instantly that this is a @wonkettemedia.bsky.social story by the beloved @evanhurst.substack.com Have a link!

Ross Douthat Will Fuck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing Neckbeard

Sex wizard

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The Isaac Who Came In From the Butler@isaacbutler.bsky.social · last wk.

There are enough youngins on here who came of age after the blogging era and thus don’t even know about Ross Douthat and “chunky Reese Witherspoon.” BEHOLD!

Announcing my new EP.

Brown out in my St. Anthony West apt bldg, only getting half the power we should be. No AC for the moment, but better than a total outage. Surprised it didn't happen earlier than this. Hopefully be back in business around 8:30 PM.

When you finally crack the upper middle class and they let you have Elevated Hamburger Helper

JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 2w ago

Unai Simon: Golden Glove

Henri "Main Street" Macncheese

K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë@keithpille.bsky.social · 3w ago

Keith “Chicken” Breast

Make sure ICE gets these vital maps right away.

solace@solace.bsky.social · 3w ago

New Facebook AI slop trend dropped 😖😤

surprise official video/visualizer for Cetacean Manuevers! this video was created by the generous @dirte.net and it is trippy as hell check it out and leave some comments! youtu.be/tZVIw8K-oH0

Cetacean Maneuvers

YouTube video by particle dogs

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My favorite Mpls purveyor of guitar gear and repairs, El Diablo, is having a grand reopening this Sat. from 12 - 5 PM, at 385 W 60th St. El Jefe, Alan, is a great guy and if you haven't you should stop in & find out what he's all about! @keithpille.bsky.social @generalmusician.bsky.social

Ari, a friend of my daughter has been missing since Monday. Please amplify.

48 years ago Wonderful young ladies at the beginning of their careers 🌹💜 Kate Pierson & Cindy Wilson on the night of the first B-52′s gig at CBGB, June 1978 Photo by Bobby Grossman #punk #punkrock #newwave #womenofpunk #theb52s #cbgb #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Look, I’m sorry but I just can’t believe the Knicks came all the way back. And I bet a lot of my fellow basketball fans feel similarly. This calls into question the legitimacy of their Game Four win.

Have you ever thought about doing something fun? That could benefit the charity of your choice?

particle dogs@particledogs.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The time has come for us to begin working on our next release, "featuring, vol. 2"! If you remember featuring, vol. 1, we are looking for your submissions on vocals, and then those will be used to create particle dogs music. For details on submitting your vocals, please check out the form:

Who amongst us hasn't taken paperweights home from the office?

Edward Wong@ewong.bsky.social · 2mo ago

CIA officer David Rush, who was found with $40 million of gold bars in his home, created a fake spy program to funnel federal money to himself, said two US officials. He has been charged with getting pay by making a false claim he was a Navy reservist. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/06/06/u...

Every Bluesky exec should start every interview with a comparison of the engagement of the accounts of the interviewer/their news org on Bluesky, X, and Threads. Because it so quickly demonstrates how successful Bluesky is, despite its age and underdog status. It's also an ad for the platform.

This is Simon MacCorkindale erasure.

Happy birthday Bob Dylan, may you stay forever young!

Oh, Kramarczuks, just when I thought I couldn't love you more.

I've been getting a lot of rider alerts in the evening lately from @metrotransitmn.bsky.social about route 94 cancellations "due to traffic." How is that a thing?

Escuela de Manejo Chicago 1856 W 47th St Chicago

Me: Mom, can we have Mamdani? Mom: No, we have Mamdani at home. Mamdani at home:

Pedestrianize MPLS@mplsdromomania.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Urbanism nightmare material

A noun, a verb, a 9-1-1 is that anything

TIL that Mi Sant wraps each of their delicious spring rolls in a clear plastic that looks deceptively like rice paper. Don't ask me how I learned this.

100% would see.

When you were fresh out of college what was your very first checking account number

If you love eating raw garlic but looking to expand your horizons a bit, my I suggest Lunds & Byerlys dill pickle spears.

To be fair, JD Vance thought Hungary was still part of the Ottoman Empire

Is it true that Ikea is renaming one of their products after the long-term prime minister of Hungary and what Vance did for him?

THANK YOU MR. VICE PRESIDENT!!!

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a flag and saying `` thank you '' .

Alt: JD VANCE is standing in front of a flag and saying ``SAY thank you '' .

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