Segy
@segy.bsky.social
Big husky of NoVA. He/him 34, Ametuer singer, professional Drunksky, notorious hug dealer, maker of puns, & awoo expert
Pride! 🏳️🌈 Cute ych I picked up from~ @locofur.bsky.social First actual pride art I've commissioned after like 16 years with this sona lol
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics
A lot of 40k lore videos are narrated by people with UK accents and "Terra" and "Terror", which both come up a lot, sound exactly the fucking same and Youtube's subtitles can't seem to tell the difference either
im way less joking than yall would like to think
yaoi gagarin@mel.bzky.team · 5mo agoobviously macron is a clown and whatnot but him and the french general staff all assembling in a hangar to sing a grim and haunting rendition of La Marseillaise at a nuclear submarine is quite possibly the most warhammer 40k thing to have happened in any of our lifetimes
it would genuinely be the funniest thing in the world if one of the richest person in the worlds personal newspaper got overtaken in print memberships with a paper that has stuff like this in it
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 5mo agoWe are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post. We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts. Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert. Subscribe below.
look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
Heated Rivalry News@hrnews.bsky.social · 6mo agoNYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm via hearts530
Day 2 of being stuck in our apartment. Just called out from work. They still haven’t plowed our complex. Even if I clear out the front of my car there’s no way I’m getting up the hill. Like 6-7 inches of snow and an inch of ice. Dense enough that even my heavy ass can walk across the top of it lol
Warhammer maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process, insisting that none of its senior managers are currently excited about the technology. https://bit.ly/49xT9Xl
Made local news by going on strike for 3 weeks at work Finally built a new pc after over a decade Hit 3 year anniversary with our D&D group Got my license and registration stuff done so officially a VA resident now Survived lol
Dani Finn 🐙 🏳️⚧️ 📚@danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 7mo agoQuote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Landscaping guy literally just smacked our living room window with a leaf blower
Job has been on strike all month, going back to work right after Christmas is gonna be so weird
While unionized Starbucks workers are on strike for a fair contract, don’t cross the picket line! Show solidarity — like Zohran Mamdani and Bernie Sanders. Listen to what they had to say.
I know this art was picked cuz its GTA but boy howdy does it look like its suggesting a solution
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content
WASHINGTON—Warning that the film might evoke certain feelings that audience members weren’t prepared to confront, the Motion Picture Association reportedly assigned Zootopia 2 a PG-13 rating Tuesday f...
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
nilay patel@reckless.bsky.social · 8mo agoI’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
