Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped

another day making control 2. everyone keeps asking me if they can kiss ahti. buddy, they won't even let ME kiss him.

@tahunami.bsky.social · 2y ago

Control 2 being action RPG?! Will there be an option to romance Ahti?

Alexei ❤️

SHAW!!

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

I've got a huge pile of art to ink up, so I thought I'd get in the zone by doing one of my occasional "just for fun" pages... and to get some of that weird imagery out of my head and onto the paper. One day I'm going to collect all these in a book.

"It was the bestiary, it was the worstiary,"

look upon my works, ye mighty, and constructive criticism ONLY

I played poker really really wrong

Matthew@enragedodin.bsky.social · 2y ago

Confess your crimes to me

I am celebrating a day of Boundless Energy and Stamina by having an unconnected Really Long Nap

this is severance right

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i live my life in the fearful knowledge that a hypothetical future Barbra Streisand may be judging my actions harshly 😥

reminds me of the mathematical term "nimber" which makes me kinda laugh because imagine if librarians called certain books "biks" or if ornithology named a bird "bord"

"you live in a bubble" oh sorry hadn't realized you were directly in touch with the universal like that. i've been practicing glimpsing it through the particular like a dumbass

MOVIE TRIVIA: For the scene in Bambi where his mother gets shot, they didn't tell the actors what was going to happen beforehand. What you see is their genuine reactions.

(Dr Manhattan voice) It is late 2003 and @selectinvert.xyz is sending me Spray_I_Am_Gothic.mp3 over a dialup connection. I love it. It is early 2025 and I am with @selectinvert watching Spray play I Am Gothic live. I love it

I'm just going to park this here, until someone invents something called 'fleb': FLEBRUARY

fuck should have center poet

This level of spelling is like scuba diving in a majestic coral reef

Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics

HAYNES MONSTER MANUAL with cutaways and wiring diagrams for Beholders and Owlbears

I love pigeons. Especially because they walk like this.

This is how I hear it when you refer to media as "content."

My painting of the Barbican conservatory. A nice excuse to mix brutalism & plants! Watercolour.

I'm at the age where I'm aware that some people who are 25 were born in the year 2000, but also, that's not true and it's a lie because that's impossible.

A while ago, @wangleberry.bsky.social and I made a shocking discovery. By writing a caption, hiding that caption, and having another person draw an unrelated Thing, the caption and the drawing inevitably resolve into a perfect New Yorker cartoon. We've blown the whole thing wide open. Thread: