Happy "There Will Come Soft Rains" Day to all those who celebrate.

Once again saved by a random fucking reddit comment where somebody was like "yeah I just went with the 9207 instead of the 9300 and it worked immediately"

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again

Watching all these Transformers collectors unbox/react to the Autobot Matrix of Leadership they "bought" has me assuming Hasbro is just sending these out. Like I'm supposed to believe the guy who has 40 different Ultra Magnus in his collection and only 10 Primes *wants* the matrix of leadership?

Every day I see people talking about how there were never true lockdowns in the US so dont call them that and it makes me confused as to how that even comes up, since the term "lockdown" is referring to a specific time period in covid here so who cares what they call it. "there is no football here."

this story is almost single-handedly responsible for my refusal to employ a single piece of smart-home tech

T H E VV O R S T@milfparade.bsky.social · 2d ago

A few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymore

There are two kinds of people on the highway: those who should live and those who should die. I am The Decider.

One of the things you will think of when you have a slatwall is hanging a picture on the slatwall. To this I say DO NOT BE A FOOL! You will never get both clips onto those stupid little brackets. Never!

Spiders can travel through the air for miles by shooting strands of silk into the air, meanwhile my 2 legged ass only knows how to blast shit into my pants or a toilet.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan had hoes

Tech people love filling their brains with useless shit and that shit then spreads from their hands onto every sandwich they make.

Hi I'm the demon leading the INCITS T10 committee. I'm responsible for there being a bunch of different cables named shit like SFF-8436, SFF-8088, SFF-8087, AND QFSP. Someone once suggested we name the cables in an easily differentiated fashion and I EXPLODED HIS HEAD

Reading "bubdibugyo" in the same tune as Midnight Oil's "Helps Me Helps You"

I am from the same year as French manicure AND road warrior which is very me thank you.

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

UPS has a middle aged American Gladiators style hottie who delivers to my building and she's always super nice and hangs back to talk to regulars. FedEx uses a sort of hybrid leprechaun creature who after delivering my packages told a woman "you gotta come down I'm not hunting your fuckin apt down"

this goes for just about any platform you could think of, patreon twitch whatever, please do not do give money to creators through a platform's phone app unless it is literally the absolute only way you can do so. you pay more, the person you're trying to support gets less, it sucks for everyone

Part Time Yeen@parttimeyeen.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Any of you using the ios version of Patreon to support me, switch to the browser version instead, cuz the apple fees have actually taken over 3000 usd from me in the course of a year

I'm the business starter, twisted business starter

(Betruger listening to All-American Rejects' Gives You Hell) "This is my shit Marine. An *eternal* banger."

Presentation person just said "high b" for a graph and I was like DAMN HIGHBIES!

I am a cat and this is my arts

Me at the Dave Barry book signing

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

Gonna eat some of the turkey of the sky That's what I'm craving yes on rye When I want a sandwich to digest Bacon lettuce cheese and chicken breast

i think we may be at a point where its time to risk unforeseen consequences to attempting to do good things because we already know the consequences of not trying

I dunno who the Save is on this post, but whoever you are come back and check SolidVents out. I am about to myself.

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Ra's al Dolezal@senatorivy.com · 2w ago

Does anybody have a grille pattern template I can give to somebody who cuts metal so they're not flying blind on this vent I'm having put in a case? Just a normal grid is fine but I'd love something that has good airflow.

Jitters. Shake 'em off. You've gone over this in your head a million times. Take a deep breath. Mask up. Stick to the plan. "EVERYONE SHUT UP AND BE COOL, THIS IS A RANK BOBBERY!" fuck.