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Mobile game QA guy; miniature painter, weak poster, proud owner of an unused air conditioning unit. I live in Finland where the bad licorice is from

bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies

I’m glad that there’s been more coverage of this, but I must also point out that we - the actual Lebanese - have been saying that Israel’s goal is to make south Lebanon unliveable for nearly 2 years. I said this myself multiple times. We are simply not believed *because* we are Lebanese.

Benjamin Braun@benbraun.eurosky.social · 3w ago

"FT has found evidence of controlled detonations and demolitions by Israeli forces and civilian contractors in dozens of border communities." Most of the destruction happened *after* the April ceasefire when territory was already under Israeli control (dark red dots). www.ft.com/content/25bc...

FT Visual investigation
How Israel is making southern Lebanon ‘unliveable’
Israeli forces have systematically destroyed homes, roads, farmland and forests despite ceasefire with Hizbollah

Overheard on subway: young American woman holding forth to friends about 'soldier eggs'. "You put the egg in a cup like your grandma has and cut the top off then dip bread in it. It's called soldier eggs because the egg in the cup looks like a knight's helmet." said with the air of a subject expert

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

"Musk spends a large part of his free time fomenting violence and spreading the same hateful ideology that motivated some of the deadliest...attacks ever to happen on American soil. It is that fact, and not the cars he builds or the rockets he launches, that ought to define his place in public life"

The phrase "first the traitors then the invaders" is being used endemically on X to socialise violence ("The future you want will require an unfathomable amount of violence") + to highlight specific targets for intimidation, abuse or murder + to tell people it means they should be targeted.

FIRST THE TRAITORS, THEN THE INVADERS!

The future you want will require an unfathomable amount of violenceBildBildBild

I've made all my writing about the Horus Heresy accessible to everyone but if you'd like to support more weird philosophy writing about Warhammer 40K please think about becoming a subscriber for $1! Part One: www.patreon.com/TheLitCritGu...

On the Dialectic of Nature and the Warp: The Horus Heresy Thus Far | TheLitCritGuy

If you’ve been following my reading thread over on bluesky you will have noticed that over the last few weeks I’ve been spending a great dea

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(pitching Mr Magoo) He's this old guy who's partially sighted but lacks insight into his disability - he's also showing early signs of dementia - so he's continually at risk of hurting himself & others Exec: & this is for kids? Writer: yeah like my last show the Skunk Who Doesn't Understand Consent

I think since being prime minister of the UK has such a high regret rate, we should: * Open Prime Minister Identity Clinics with 2-250 year wait lists * Ask candidates how they masturbate * Allow them to stand for the election only while they undergo talk therapy to convince them that they can't

Striking graphic in this latest Reuters piece, which finds that while President Trump and his family have profited by at least $2.3 billion since he retook the presidency, their more than a million investors have suffered $2.3 billion in net losses. www.reuters.com/investigatio...

How the Trump family earns from crypto
Trump crypto gains and investor losses from Nov. 2024 to April 2026

ALT5 Sigma

American Bitcoin

World Liberty Financial

$TRUMP meme coin

Trump gains

+$1.1 bln

Trump gains

+$616 mln

Trump gains

Trump gains

+$538 m

+$19 mln

-$674 mln

Investor losses

Investor losses

-$711 mln

Investor losses

-$675 mln

Investor losses

-$216 mln

How the Trump family earns

How the Trump family earns

How the Trump family earns

How the Trump family earns

At the time of the deal that created this Nasdaq-listed joint venture, partner Hut 8 Inc. bought World Liberty tokens. Eric Trump also got a stake in American Bitcoin, at no cost.

A company controlled by Donald Trump’s revocable trust is entitled to 75% of net revenue from token sales by World Liberty Financial.

Donald Trump licensed his name and image to a company called Celebration Cards LLC, which raised enormous sums selling the digital token.

The Nasdaq-listed company, recently renamed AI Financial Corp., raised money from investors to buy World Liberty Financial tokens.

Card graphic showing the crypto ventures of the Trump family, how they earned and how much they gained compared to investor losses from Nov. 2024 to April 2026.

Sources: Blockchain records, company statements and interviews
Prinz Magtulis | REUTERS

Friedrich Nietzsche: *weeping, arms around a horse* Gordon Ramsay, in the distance: Fuck me, is he crying on that horse? Nietzsche: *losing consciousness* Gordon Ramsay, still some way off: Perfect. Your horse is fucking soaking and now big boy has passed out. No wonder this place is going under.

The fact that a neo-Nazi teenager who attempted to behead a Kurdish barber in Bristol last year has just been sentenced to almost 20 years in prison isn’t *national* news is enormously telling. It’s really not just a South West story, is it?