Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
after countless "final drafts" I've come to the realization that "final draft" is a myth #AcrWri #AcademicSky
year 1: there's still grant funding, but we may need to change how we talk about our work, or what we work on year 2: the government has disappeared one billion dollars of science funding. it is unclear why they did that or where that sits within concepts like "the rule of law"
Scoop: For nearly a year, NSF has struggled to make new grants. Now we know that it will not catch up. In fact, NSF will award just 6,100 new grants—a 30% y/o/y decline, itself down from a previous avg. of 11,000+. In fact, the last time NSF awarded so few grants was in the early '80s.
“Academic workers did not create this crisis. But we intend to fix it by building a system of higher education worthy of this country—affordable & accessible to every qualified student, governed once again by those who teach & learn within it.” — Todd Wolfson, AAUP president #academicsky
Who Really Politicized Higher Education? (opinion)
It wasn’t the AAUP.
insidehighered.com
Interested in joining a growing lab in LA? We’re hiring a postdoc!! Please spread the word to folks in your network and feel free to get in touch with any questions recruit.apo.ucla.edu/JPF11142
As mentioned, this isn’t from the editors, but the fact that Science even ran this is shocking AND refreshing.
Admirable clarity @science.org
If only a dedicated group of scientists had warned us about the record heat, torrential flooding, continental scale wildfires, and apocalyptic orange skies
Now or nothing 🧪
🚨 HEADS UP: If you haven't submitted a comment on the OMB proposal yet, there's still time - but it's running out! There are only 1 days left to push back against Russell Vought's attempt to give political appointees unprecedented control over federal research funding. Take Action: zurl.co/eoQwY
today seems like a good day to repost our Viewpoint!!
New paper out in ecology letters! with @andylee.bsky.social @allydefduf.bsky.social We synthesized the active debate on how scientists define sex, including limitations and assumptions. We believe this discussion will lead to more accurate science. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...
I am drafting my comments this weekend. Unique comments are better than form letters. 🧪
Comments due by Monday on the attempt to politicize science/aka kill American research as we know it. Do it at the link (counter the ton of Heritage-foudnatoin-prompted comments): www.regulations.gov/document/OMB...
So excited to announce our search for 4 postdocs (funded by the Simons Foundation) who will use genomics to "test how ecological interactions, natural selection, natural enemies, hybridization & environmental gradients shape...tropical tree communities" in Panama: stri.si.edu/story/bci-ev... ...1
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We're hiring a genetics lab manager position at NOAA in Juneau, Alaska! The successful candidate will oversee day-to-day laboratory operations and contribute to the development of new molecular methods. Salary is $75-145k/yr. Email wes.larson@noaa.gov with questions www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewD...
Biologist (Omics)
This position is located in the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), National Marine Fisheries Service (NMFS). Vacancies may be available in each listed location. Additional duty lo...
usajobs.gov
Resources on the Proposed OMB Federal Grants Rule www.aibs.org/news/2026/26... via @aibsbiology.bsky.social 🧪
Resources on the Proposed OMB Federal Grants Rule
AIBS is partnering with the American Physical Society (APS) on a commenting campaign regarding the proposed OMB rule on federal financial assistance. This is an important opportunity for the scientifi...
aibs.org
AI-assisted text is deadly for academic journal editors and reviewers. I'm detecting a lot more of it recently as an editor. It's still there in the "Frankencitations" and those little linguistic "tells" like "AI is not the cause. It's the symptom of an underlying reality." But it's more, too. 1/
A statement from AAAS CEO Sudip Parikh on OMB rule politicizing federal grantmaking:
One of these days we’ll stop staying “this is not normal” but in the meantime let’s reduce carbon emissions. We have all the technology we need and it’s just the fossil fuel corporations standing in our way.
As we approach the one year anniversary of the mass firings of two-thirds of National Endowment for the Humanities staff, we are reflecting on how just a couple of years ago, we were named one of the best agencies to work for in the federal government. How quickly everything changed. #NEH
Best Places to Work 2023
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Very small n from a human-centered design program: 2 years ago, most of my (upper level undergrad) students seemed either unfamiliar or very positive about AI. This year, they were far more skeptical, worried about how AI was undermining their learning & taking the jobs they were preparing for.
An unaccounted for part of the economy is how much young people virulently hate AI, despite how aggressively it's being forced on them. They realize it's making their friends dumber and ruining the world and they want nothing to do with it. From the Penn student paper: www.thedp.com/article/2026...
Okay so why was I the only one in the theater tonight who gasped when Ryan Gosling ran a centrifuge with two tubes in the whole thing, sitting right next to each other? Sorry was I the only scientist in the film society theater tonight??
There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom
Hi folks, there is a high likelihood I will be recruiting 1-2 PhD students to start in Spring 2027. Trying to get the word out early; please share broadly with your networks and encourage your students to reach out early. Info can be found on my webpage. fuesslab.wp.txstate.edu/opportunities/
opportunities – Symbiommunity Lab
fuesslab.wp.txstate.edu
Folks, more good news! Our latest paper on oyster microbiomes out in @pnas.org. Led by the inestimable Dr. Andrea Unzueta-Martinez and with great support from the Wang lab @whoi.edu we explore the how a persistent community of microbes in calcifying fluid could shape shell deposition. Enjoy!
Coexpression among eastern oyster host and microbiome genes suggests coordinated regulation of calcifying fluid chemistry
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My #phd student hasn’t received her second installment of the #nsf #grfp has anyone else had this happen to them? #academicsky 🧬🧪🔬🌍
#NewBrunswick Breakthrough in N.B. oyster research to help fight deadly shellfish disease Fredericton scientists discover how MSX disease is built, something no one else in the world has done www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Breakthrough in N.B. oyster research to help fight deadly shellfish disease | CBC News
The Research and Productivity Council in Fredericton has mapped the DNA of MSX. It brings them closer to knowing how to fight the disease that's threatening the Atlantic oyster industry.
cbc.ca
fuck me for being this person, i guess, but public universities are a civic good and shouldn’t be run like businesses. and if you’re going to insist on running them like so, at least do some market research. students like their professors; they don’t want MOOCs taught by ChatGPT.
This is a common reply to concerns about GenAI research as if it were just another computational tool that saves us times from tedious tasks and whose accuracy can be rigorously quantified. It is not. GenAI research poses at least 2 serious problems... /n
I keep coming back to Kevin Bryan's point: "I get the desire for artisanal, hand-crafted research, with the matrices hand-inverted. But our job is to move the frontier of knowledge, not self-actualization." I personally don't care if something is done by humans or AI, I want it to be accurate.
Congress rejected massive cuts to US science budgets for 2026, but much of the money still isn’t flowing to researchers. The culprit? The White House Office of Management and Budget (OMB) is quietly slow-walking the release of funds. 🧵👇
White House stalls release of approved US science budgets
The US Congress rejected sweeping cuts to science agencies. But the NIH, the NSF and NASA have had their spending slowed.
nature.com