there’s a guy in my neighborhood with a cybertruck and when he drives by i give him a thumbs up and when he makes eye contact i turn my thumb down. but i’ve done this enough times that now when he sees me he just starts yelling
Actual Seelie
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Urine trouble now, it's the pissmaster general
Star Trek might be the most fun I've had at a UB pre-release all year. Very weird cards, very fun decks. Orzhov artifacts is absolutely killer
Like if a child can’t understand that Tactics Ogre is better than Roblox it really feels like that child can never love.
On one level Nintendo re-selling us all the games we played as 10 year olds now that we’re old ass grown ups speaks to the lack of originality and innovation in gaming but on the other level shut up I’m a grown up with 50 dollars I get to be Star Fox again pew pew pew whooosh
The device is hungry and craves the blood of Stephen Miller, Politico reports
im gonna need everyone to talk about the Democrats at least a little like theyve been sentient for the last twenty years
A staggering 1 in 10 sharks are struck by lightning every year #biologyfacts
Everytime I hear “no political retribution” I think of our country blowing up fishing vessels in the Caribbean and then going back to kill the survivors. Until now, the republicans have owned that unspeakably evil behavior. If the democrats do nothing about it, they are collaborators.
I would be the hostage who develops feelings for one of the crew and stays behind to aid their escape by lying to the police, never to see them again
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · yesterdayyall lacking for conversation starters? check this out: What Would Be Your Role In A Heist. always gets the party going
Asking my biggest hater to UNBLOCK me on social media! Watch how easy it is.
Rahm Emmanuel's only qualification is sucking the barnacles off of lobster boats
This is literally what your fucking head of safety blocks people over! I'm so tired of this shit, I'm fucking over it.
adam and eve from nier automata are kinda boring and generic villains as a whole but they also sit around having stupid philosophy discussions eating breakfast on the longest table on earth so they are incredibly fun to post about
Every Google product for the last four years seems like they have a dedicated team just for trying to come up with features that upset me
Dan Olson@foldablehuman.bsky.social · 2d ago"Wiggle your cursor to activate Gemini" is so insane I stared at this ad for a solid minute. Like, there's no explanation for this beyond "we desperately need to pad activation stats", right? Wiggle the cursor to activate Gemini?! WIGGLE THE CURSOR?! THE THING I DO FIFTY TIMES A DAY?!
The way people are acting like the Bluemaga Resisters didn't try to knife fight us in real life about the very positions that enabled us to win is making my stummy hort, chief
Dawg fuck the journalists they are collaborators
Probably should not take advice from people in institutions that IMMEDIATELY capitulated and collaborated with the fascists. This includes pundits and reporters in media.
I would maybe focus on bargaining in good faith with your employees and making the paper funny again but what do I know