I cannot use Microsoft’s AI for religious reasons: God is my Copilot.

grimly funny that in The Dark Knight, Batman’s city-wide surveillance is the moral crucible, the point at which he has clearly gone too far, while in Brand New Day it’s just something that Spider-Man does.

Really liked the new Spider-Man. If you’re not completely superhero-fatigued, and maybe even if you are, I think you might like it too.

I’m having a hard time with people in my community saying things like: 1. The government can’t be trusted with things like healthcare. 2. We need small government, not more government. 3. I’m glad that Flock cameras monitor me and everyone I know just in case someone around here might be a criminal.

404 Media@404media.co · 3d ago

“They didn't understand it was satire in the beginning until the end,” Casa Grande, Arizona resident Jacob Petrosky told 404 Media. “They were not happy, they were very upset.” www.404media.co/casa-grande-...

Sharp knives and muscle! (Antifa super-soldiers!) Sharp knives and muscle! (Oooh yeaah!) Fighting Hydra With the super-soldier serum Patriotically Vandalizing pools (EVERYBODY NOW!) Sharp kniv... Wait.. um, we’re hearing now that it’s all made up. Stop the music! TURN OFF THE MUSIC! Thank you.

(Odyssey spoilers for character, not plot) the most historically accurate thing about The Odyssey is how we spend three hours watching a man make 12 bad decisions for every good one while all the other men describe him as exceptionally smart and strategic

When this is all over, we need to choose a leader who has the integrity, strength, and courage to apologize. To the country. To the world; friend and foe alike. We broke the window. We stole the candy bar. We need to own our offenses if we every hope to learn, grow, and rebuild trust.

I am in the funniest possible situation I am trying to go see The Odyssey but may not get there because of transportation delays

I am in favor of open Borders.

The Raven: “…Nevermore.” Me: “Hey, that’s the name of the movie!” The movie: The Raven flies away as explosions and dubstep beats rip through the room. And… roll credits.

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now

trying to explain to Penelope that I'm twenty years late because I was doing the No Sphere Grid challenge

Greater love has no one than this: to have suicidal empathy for one’s friends.

The Devil is not God’s Wario; he is St. Michael’s Waluigi. Tune in next time for more Good Theology Said In A Silly Way!

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Mara Abolish I.C.E.@mauratwit.bsky.social · 2y ago

I’ve finally captured it. My meathead of a dog purposefully pops basketballs immediately and then puts them on his head and runs around like a basketball head.

“NYC businesses are launching themselves into space to escape the radical communist jihad.” - half of US media, probably

Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · 2w ago

The wild eyed radical communist continues to destroy capitalism www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

As a professor, one “tell” that always gives away an AI generated essay is when the student neglects to talk about Batman. Real academic authors understand that every topic relates to Batman in some way, while current AI models can’t yet make the connections. I am vengeance, I am the dark night.

I’m sorry what

I think Peterson sees the left’s desire for justice and equity as some kind of selfish resentment of the “have-nots” against the rightful earned favor of God upon his chosen “haves”, a disruption of the natural hierarchies as well as (perhaps) God’s supernatural ones. 🧵

Dr Jo Kershaw@mthrjo.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is an unhinged reading from Peterson - and I'd note that the Gospel text is insistent that Judas is motivated not by genuine concern for the poor, but by greed (he has his hand in the common purse). Tom's also right that the brazen serpent is from a completely different story to that of Cain.

what's your concert history? first concert: DC Talk + Audio Adrenaline last concert: Lacy Blonn next concert: Switchfoot seen most: Delirious haven't seen but want to: Radiohead if you see this, do it 🫶🫶

Ben Makuh@benmakuh.com · 2w ago

what's your concert history? first concert: Relient K last concert: The Midnight next concert: The Strike seen most: Needtobreathe haven't seen but want to: Gregory Alan Isakov if you see this, do it 🫶🫶

well I heard there was a cyclospore that found its way to the grocery store but you never eat lettuce before it goes bad, do ya well we needed a scapegoat for it all and Taco Bell, it took the fall but Taylor Farms was the one who sold it to ya hallelujah

I’m at my Whit’s End with all the talk about these adventures in Odyssey. Guess I should probably see the movie?

Haven't seen the Nolan one yet and I realise this isn't exactly a novel take but it's kinda wild how The Odyssey is seen by some as this super intimidating work (it certainly was when we were younger and studied it at uni) when the reality is that it's kinda just Anime As Hell. Funnest shit ever

Alt text: Lieutenant Columbo photoshopped into the Oval Office with Trump.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3w ago

“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”

We have a saying for this in Midgar: “Attack while it’s tail’s up!” Oops, game over. Ugh…I’ll get it next time.

Daniel Ahmad@zhugeex.com · 3w ago

A tragedy in five words. If you know, you know.

Hey Mr. Rubio, did you know you let a dangerous Communist into the innards of your government last year to gleefully destroy what others have built?

Elon Musk with Chainsaw Trophy

Alt: Elon Musk with Chainsaw

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w ago

Marco Rubio is currently delivering a very boring speech railing against "communism." These guys really think they're cooking by trying to revive the Red Scare. Ain't gonna work with people under 60 years old.

Thinking of heading to Chilis for a Quesadilla Explosion Salad.

*Sting singing Roxanne voice* Woooooke Pope

Michael@sixtytwomike.bsky.social · 3w ago

Now that England is out of the World Cup, cleanse your mind by listening to me and @misterabk.bsky.social discuss woke popes on this podcast.

what i'd like to contribute to the ongoing masculinity discourse is that the truest sign of a fella's manfulness isn't his strength or his height or his successes with women. it's not about his job or how he dresses. it's about whether he has a cell-level desire to dig a big hole at the beach

The Music Man is just old white men trying to rap. #hatm