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jx93 @jx9309.bsky.social · 8h ago

Emma (Xfox 360)@xfox360.invoxiplaygames.uk · 1h ago

Grimdoomer just released Xbox360BadUpdate version 1.3, which makes the exploit extremely fast and reliable (near 100%), and includes a "recovery mode" for people who broke bootanim.xex. *Support for the THAW/Pro Strcpy entrypoint was dropped in favour of Blitz/DaTArrest. github.com/grimdoomer/X...

Releases · grimdoomer/Xbox360BadUpdate

Software only hypervisor exploit for Xbox 360. Contribute to grimdoomer/Xbox360BadUpdate development by creating an account on GitHub.

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mia 🦴@useless.pet · 5h ago

this is what t4t is really like

source: https://www.tumblr.com/mewochy/779137779814858753

the image is of a cartoon panel with 2 girls in it. one girl has long black hair and is wearing a green shirt with a white collared button up underneath. she's laying on top of the other girl who has long, curly, blonde hair and a red tshirt. the blonde girl is blushing profusely and staring up at her with doe-like eyes. she's thinking, "Ohh,, She's staring at me so intently,,, I wonder what she's going to do next,,,," meanwhile the girl on top has a devious smug across her face and is thinking, "WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NEXT"

barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 4h ago

Images of Mitch Hedberg telling a joke. It's captioned:

Asked the internet for good Mega Drive ROMs to download. They said Bio-Hazard Battle.

I thought I was pretty clear that I was downloading roms, not buying games. And I've never even heard of Ohazard Battle.

barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 3h ago

More Mitch Hedberg, captioned "A guy asked me what I thought of R-Type. I told him I didn't realise we shared a type. This is the first I'm hearing of it. I actually have my own preferences. I think that's just Your Type."

Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ @carina.delachancla.com · 4h ago

*runs*

Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ@carina.delachancla.com · 2d ago

...just thought of a joke meme that's going to take a little work to put together get your tomatoes and pies ready in a day or two

barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 3h ago

More Mitch Hedberg, reading:

I finished a 1CC of Gradius the other day, and the end credits just read "by Konami". I guess that was the one credit. I don't know what I was expecting. Maybe next time I'll get a 2CC and find out who made the graphics.

Goddess Sky (Omnipotent Girlboss)@goddesssky.bsky.social · 2w ago

Sometimes I throw birdseed on the boymoders at the park and they get too scared to scare away the birds lmfao

bonnabelle.bsky.social @bonnabelle.bsky.social · 2h ago

sono 🐸@sonokido.bsky.social · 2h ago

cool girl vi

depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11h ago

for the first time in two and a half years, a new note was played in this organ performance today!

Organ²/ASLSP (As Slow as Possible) is a musical piece by John Cage.[1]

An organ in St. Burchardi church in Halberstadt in 2001 began a performance that is due to end in 2640. This makes it the longest running non-computerized piece currently being performed.

Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 7h ago

trying to figure out the left/right alignment of a government that a) hates premarital sex but b) thinks it’s ok as long as you’re gay

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 11h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

Three years ago, the government passed a mandate stating sex should exclusively be shared between married couples with the exception of one night a year where pre-marital sex is legal and protection is required for 12 hours. All people get a tattoo at the age of 18 that is red when not able to have sex, but turns green when you are married or on the one night the mandate lifts. It blinks red if you go against the mandate (have sex anyway, have unprotected sex, etc.) and transmits your location to the law enforcement branch in charge of these crimes. There is a biological sensor inside that tracks dopamine and if your levels spike at the same time as someone you're physically near, it documents that as a sexual encounter. Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie.

That girl with the posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 9mo ago

stars @sinistars.bsky.social · 3h ago

i love reddit

"tried bucked up for the first time and i miscarried not even 6 hours later"

dragon mom @hecate.space · 3h ago

twist @twist.dog · yesterday

apartment basement laundry day with dad

マツクラ @matsukura.bsky.social · 2y ago

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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Author & Narrator @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 6h ago

"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."