Eccentrist Dad

@slothlydad.bsky.social

Vintage 70s frame running GenX OS, patched to woke-1.9.1stable. Bikes, synths, maps, code, LCC, homegrown, homebrewed, climate, G/green. Croydon & Sarf London. Personal views only. Does things you've not heard of for people you have.

The unforgiving bastardy of many of our roads which active travel folks go on and on about? Also affects everyone with declining eyesight, reaction times - i.e. everyone who makes it past their early 70s - and in lots of places outside big cities there's zero alternative.

Eccentrist Dad@slothlydad.bsky.social · 15h ago

AND.. more/better alternatives? This is exactly the problem with car-dependent planning. It assumes everyone is willing and able to drive at all times, *and to a high standard*. Rural areas are the worst. Be able to deal with right turns across 60mph traffic, in the dark, or stay home.

"Playful genius who poured petrol where others feared to tread." I know it's supposed to be a compliment, but.. where to start? Pouring petrol where it isn't meant to be? Not genius. Dangerously stupid. People afraid to tread? IDK, maybe that's 'cause some fuckwit poured a load of petrol there.

Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 2d ago

The Times, one of the leading voices when it comes to 'protecting women and girls' calling a man who assaulted his young pregnant girlfriend, said he would rape the kids if he was a teacher and called for child sex abuse porn to be legal, 'brilliant'

The Times full page - ‘Brilliant, provocative, inimitable’
Rod Liddle, who has died aged 66, combined a serious intellect with razor-sharp wit, writes Alex Farber

Chain coffee. The reason Nero, Starbucks, Costa et al obliterated the previous generation of middling, independent cafés was that, at the time, early/mid 00s, they were actually offering a better product. Now? Better hope that £4.50 espresso hipster place isn't playing bait-and-switch.

Marcus 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧@marcusjdl.bsky.social · 2d ago

I don’t buy lower quality brands because I can afford it. But it seems that many mid-market brands you could rely on for quality - British Airways, Ted Baker, Wagamama, Cadbury have downgraded their products significantly (the inedible slop food on BA)

End exceptional hardship loopholes: Approx 1 in 5 defendants who hit 12 points keep their licence via “exceptional” hardship. 20% isn’t exceptional — it’s routine. Some have gone on to kill in later crashes. This loophole doesn’t protect the public. It doesn’t support victims.Time to close it.

Privilege, not right: Driving is a privilege — earned and kept through proven safety, not assumed as a right. When utterly outrageous, dangerous acts take a life, we should feel confident to hand down lifetime bans. No hesitation.

Apparently the one which killed those little girls cost £160k, and that was about 4 years ago. As referenced in the Daily Mail’s article, which reads like a big Fuck you to the sleazy lawyers (Payne Hicks Beach) who previously had stifled all reporting of the case in broadcast and print media.

Paul M 🇮🇪🇨🇦🇫🇷🚲🍉@onebiskuit.bsky.social · 3w ago

The Freemantle case is a real eye-opener. She not only secured the dropping of the original case, but the almost total deletion of all online references to it, any photograph of her, or their home etc. All that has now rebounded spectacularly. (Daily Mail archived article) https://archive.is/1N6SC

The wealthy Wimbledon crash Land Rover driver who mowed down two little girls and the unanswered questions - as GUY ADAMS visits street where it happened and reveals astonishing twist in case
By GUY ADAMS
PUBLISHED: 00:59 BST, 18 April 2026 | UPDATED: 12:48 BST, 19 April 2026
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On a leafy street in Wimbledon Village, where some of south London's wealthiest inhabitants park luxury cars behind imposing security gates, one driveway sticks out like the proverbial sore thumb.
There is no collection of Porsches, Maseratis and SUVs outside this towering £4million mansion. Instead, the owners appear to have decided to make do with a moth-eaten Mini plus a four-year-old Volkswagen van.
It wasn't ever thus. In 2023 the lady of the house, an investment banker's wife and mother-of-three Claire Freemantle, cruised the streets in a top-of-the-range Land Rover Defender with a gold bonnet, tinted windows, black alloy wheels and a £160,000 price tag.
Then came the awful morning of July 6, when she lost control of the Chelsea tractor while driving down a narrow road adjacent to Wimbledon Common.
The 2.5-ton supercar smashed through the fence of The Study Prep, a local school, then careered 20 yards across a lawn where by a tragic twist of fate Year Three pupils and their parents were enjoying an end-of-term picnic.
There was 'a bang, scraping metal and screams', according to witnesses who spoke to the Daily Mail. By the time Ms Freemantle's Land Rover had come to a halt, having crashed into the school hall, a major disaster had unfolded.
A flurry of 999 calls at 9.54am saw 15 ambulances and 35 police cars arrive. Some 16 people were treated for injuries, with a dozen taken to hospital. Tragically, two girls, both eight, didn't make it. Selena Lau died at the scene and Nuria Sajjad succumbed to her injuries three days later.
It's now almost three years since that terrible day. But the parents of the two girls, along with various other victims – who may or may not include Claire Freemantle – are yet to enjoy much in the way of closure.

Seeing a lot of silver birch trees looking like this lately. This one in a park that typically has a high water table, underground river/aquifer I think. Anyone know if they can bounce back from this or if it's been frazzled to death?

A silver birch tree looking dried out from heat

Heck, it's too woke for quite a bit of the Left. For example. Jesus doesn't have much to say on subjects like national borders or gender rights, as neither meaningfully existed at the time. He does, however, have quite a bit to say about compassion. Something that Blue Labour sadly lacks.

@lastpositivist.bsky.social · 3d ago

From a historical perspective it's a genuinely strange state of affairs that the Church of England turns out to be too woke for much of the modern right. But really it just feels like: having a consistent moral code that demands taking Lessers and Outgroup seriously is impossible for populist right.

Bicycle shorts. 🚲 Drum machine. 🔊 French press. ☕ String trimmer. 🍃 Synth. 🎛️🎹🎛️ Some rather more adventurous 1976 lists are possible 👀 (I mean, it was the 70s after all) but these are mine. And with Lyme disease, Ebola virus and Legionnaire's disease on the list, it could be a LOT worse.

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

I recently discovered Merriam-Webster's Time Traveler feature which tells you which words are the same age as you.
I'm convinced there are 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe your vibe.
Mine (1987):
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-adhd
• brain fart
-dad joke 
-potty-mouthed
-thirtysomething

And what's doubly insulting is that if you even _slightly_ mess up on how you use a paid-for ticket, they'll treat you like they just caught you walking out of Currys with a TV under your arm. It's the asymmetry of the situation that gets me. Disorganised and chill, or strictly efficient, PICK ONE.

audrey yawn@alexeptable.bsky.social · 3d ago

Nothing quite encompasses the rancid stench of English neoliberalism like having to sit on the floor because the 3-hour train journey you’ve paid over £200 for has been oversold, and the guard reminding those who have no seats that, despite first class being empty, you will be fined if you sit there

My main outstanding question about COVID is why can't we have a mini lockdown every Sunday as a treat? I loved the roads being empty of cars, it was great for cycling.