slowpoke razriguez
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but i'm a robber. and a manslaughterer. and i haven't had any parental guidance.
i’m a big fan of everyone saying “Zeus’s Law” in The Odyssey. it feels exactly like how people refer to ideological shit nowadays. especially love when Pattinson says it, with a hint of scorn.
i laughed so hard when Damon was shoving cheese in his mouth going, “you guys, it’s totally fine, Zeus’s Law,” and Himesh Patel says, “yeah i don’t know if this cave dude gives a shit about Zeus or his law.”
love making rooks do a little dance before sending them back to the lobby
dissonance@dissonantshell.bsky.social · 2d agoI'm not naive enough to think that Marathon players are some paragon of decency. However, enough with pretending you're going to be friendly to a Rook just to kill them anyway. Can we get back to your word meaning something?
Hey babe, I yearn to be tempered in the crucible of your desire. Just thought you should know
And I'm sorry that is just a really fucking boring way to approach a genre about fucked up little guys laughing cryptically and kicking you into holes while the thing disguises sex euphemisms with a miasma of melancholy--which is the true heart of a soulslike, clearly.
Friends with benefits? First of all dummy all friendships are inherently beneficial unless one of us sucks, so you sound stupid.
Everyone at work told me to read Dungeon Crawler Carl and its the most annoying thing Ive ever read. Its wall to wall lowest common denominator le epic bacon millennial cringe and it literally starts with a dude complaining about his bitch ex gf. I made it 30pgs. Shade if you like this. Do better
two devils on my shoulders this week, both whispering “you gonna let them talk to you like that?”
Barry Windsor Smith is one my the GOATs. His book MONSTERS is one of the peaks of the medium.
Rick@combattlerrickv.exportaud.io · last wk.Every time I am reminded that Marvel passed on a BWS Thing book I get more confused.
I love shooting spiders in bisexual lighting. They just look so good. I mean look at her. She’s a natural!
this guy rocks, he's absolutely his own #1 fan
Rav@rvbdrm.com · last wk.Discovering new levels of LinkedIness
Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup https://theonion.com/seagull-this-far-inland-must-be-total-fuckup-1819578988/
It’s time to once again submit to the eternal wheel of death and rebirth (Cryo Archive)
"He was an irritable sonofabitch made tolerable only by his extreme cannabis habit"