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GO CANADA ⚽️! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🤞🏻😬 & Pausa de hidratación 🍸
Girl: "Grandpa, what did you do when Donald Trump was president?" Grandpa: "Well, sweetie, I wore a MAGA hat, shared anti-trans memes on social media, pretended to have seizures in reaction to a vaccine, and reported my neighbor's babysitter to ICE." Girl: *pulls plug*
welcome to vancouver. our bakery wants to be a condo developer. our condo developer makes $5 million chandeliers. the two seasons are rain and wildfires. our main sports teams are sad or leaving. our famous buildings are all copies from somewhere else. brunch costs $30. i love it with all my heart
John Candy's family opens up about the beauty and pain unearthed by Emmy-nominated doc
John Candy's family opens up about the beauty and pain unearthed by Emmy-nominated doc
Rosemary Candy and children Chris and Jennifer explain why they turned down countless offers to make a film about the late actor — until 'John Candy: I Like Me.'
latimes.com
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
OTTAWA - Pollsters report a split among Canadians over the idea of higher tax on the assets of wealthy individuals, though support skyrockets after noting that Kevin O'Leary has vowed that he will res...
thebeaverton.com
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
Democracy is slipping away. Nazis are in charge. Abortion has been rolled back. It’s pay-to-play in DC. An endless war. But by all means, let’s worry about who Travis and Taylor are friends with.
Perimeters, not parameters. An excursion, not an incursion. Six genders, not cisgender. Insane asylums, not asylum. Transgender mice, not transgenic mice. The IQ of a potato.
How is Ken Paxton able to own at least 15 real estate properties worth around $9 million—including a $1 million property in Hawaii with an ocean view—on his government salary of $153,000 per year? Explain it to me like I’m five.
This guy would win in a landslide if he ran for office. I promise you there are SO MANY voters waiting for the "Were going through every file and we will find all of you" candidate to take on the New Gestapo. Establishment Dems will never hold anyone accountable. They had their chance and blew it
Soraya Nadia McDonald@soraya.press · 5d ago"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG
I will concede the Jackson situation coulda been a whole lot worser, according to... my research yeah, research. (compilation had me wheezing with laughter) #DogsOfBluesky
Drained, Chester sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Staring at Alan’s still-warm body laying among the empty shells, he felt no remorse. There were two sacred rules. You didn’t touch another man’s wife, or another man’s nuts. His ears perked up as the sound of sirens rose in the distance.
The Trump admin had a real theory of war: Put on a show of toughness, tell people how manly you are, disdain law, do war crimes, and you win. Earlier losses came from leaders too "weak" to do that. It was a very stupid theory. But they espoused it a lot, really seem to believe it, and acted on it.
Shoe@shoe.bsky.social · 6d agoPresident Toddler
“I had a million doses of Joker venom that my henchmen and I were prepared to pour into Gotham’s water supply. And the Bat-Man got Commissioner Gordon to stop me from doing that.”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Peter Navarro: "I had a million doses of hydroxychloroquine in warehouses as the defense policy coordinator that I was trying to distribute to hospitals. And Fauci got the FDA stop me from doing that."
Tried to prevent a half-billion people from dying by an airborn virus that killed millions anyway and as a reward getting yelled at by 50 guys with the burner FreedomMectinEnemaWarrior1776 under the threat of perjury.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Ron Johnson claims the the "injection injured" are committing mass suicide
The President of the United States and Donald Trump.
I think CNN missed a bet by not having Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper co-anchor coverage of Lindsey Graham's funeral.
On a related note, I heard that Bibi Netanyahu drowned kittens in his sink. Like, multiple times. Laughing the whole time. It was disgusting. That's what I heard anyway.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Netanyahu on Fox News lies that Mamdani "celebrated the October 7 massacre" to zero pushback from Maria Bartiromo
sorry but this is bullshit and only serves to further the myth of his bogus “genius.” he did not and could not rig the election. when will everyone stop taking him at his word.
Brant Reeves@bireeves95.bsky.social · 2w agoLooks Like Cheating to Win an Election…..
The two people who are breaking through the noise and cutting through to the essence of what is happening right now with deeply damaged Donald Trump are Jon Ossoff and Hunter Biden. Here is Hunter's very perceptive take on the messy scene at the White House Correspondents Dinner:
“If you know a better way to do mine-sweeping, I’d like to hear it.” — Pete Hegseth
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last wk.* TASNIM NEWS AGENCY SAYS OIL TANKER EXPLODES AFTER HITTING NAVAL MINE IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ, LEFT PATH DESIGNATED BY IRAN @reuters.com
