Look, the United States was founded as a Muslim nation and, whatever secular window-dressing you put on it, it will always remain at heart a Muslim nation. No amount of spending on centrist unicorns, no matter how innately charming and preternaturally talented, can overcome that basic advantage

Yes, movies exist to satisfy a Scientologist mindset.

I’ve seen enough (there’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance)

Guys who say “females” make guys who say “broads” seem dateable

All great families should follow this progression.

Zebulon Vitruvius Pike@vitruviuspike.bsky.social · 23h ago

Mixing up a batch of Taylor Negronis. It’s just like regular street negronis but silently judging you

It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico #Hegseth #USMilitary futurism.com/science-ener...

It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico

A days-long electronic warfare drill was one of the causes behind the loss of a four-passenger medevac flight.

futurism.com

I'm not interested in the opinions of conservatives. Every conservative is stupid. They have the brains of a child. They think the world used to be better because their food came from boobs. A conservative is an evolutionary dead-end. They offer nothing. They are thieves of time and joy. No want.

The Jedi tell a story of a brave Gungan journalist who left Naboo to fight the Empire on Coruscant, heedless of the risk to his own life, named Jor-Jor Wel

This is most definitely after asking ChatGPT.

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 2d ago

A senior officer in US Central Command’s (CENTCOM) intelligence branch emailed a broad group of military analysts seeking “new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran.” A second source indicated a similar request went out the prior week.

8yo: Bebsi…Bebsi…Bebsi… Me: Why do you keep saying Pepsi in Arabic? 8yo: Because it’s catchy Me: Bebsi…Bebsi…Bebsi… Wife: Bebsi…Bebsi…Bebsi…

My 8yo said he wanted to use his allowance to buy How to Read Donald Duck. I told him that was a very privileged attitude

They should invent friends you can see when you’re not online

RFKjr is peanut-coded. I will not be answering questions at this time

Democratic socialist is socialist. Socialist is communist. Communist is totalitarianism. Totalitarianism is the subject of “The Fountainhead.” The Fountainhead movie stars Gary Cooper. Cooper was in Task Force with Kenneth Tobey. Kenneth Tobey was in Hero at Large with Kevin Bacon.

Dylan@dyl057.bsky.social · 3d ago

well then I guess that's that

They should have more modern memes on license plates. I should be able to get a Tiger King license plate from Oklahoma

2 minutes into a Mountain song: I should listen to more songs by Mountain 5 minutes into a Mountain song: Why is this still going on? At the end of a Mountain song: Oh, man, why’d that have to end?

Deepfake Chopra?

With small-town feel, urban amenities and walkability, and guaranteed to be completely flattened in the first strike of any nuclear war, Bath, Maine, has it all!

A cool thing to say before someone shoots you would be "those bullets better be silver, playboy"

I started with my father’s 1947 edition but then we got the 1983. A few years later I discovered our 1911 and 1929 Britannicas…

S. Kramer@libraryephemera.bsky.social · 6d ago

Were you a child who read The World Book Encyclopedia for fun?

He’s taxing mother’s pied-a-terre and you’re laughing?

i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice

victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · 6d ago

enough of this shit

Election Day? Oh, you mean Whalefucktion Day

jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.

The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.

Don’t button top button of a shirt if you’re not wearing a tie. Don’t tuck in a shirt to shorts. Don’t not tuck a shirt with long pants. Roll up the sleeves of a long-sleeve shirt if you’ve taken your jacket off. Never tuck in a short-sleeve shirt. Never don’t tuck in a long-sleeve button-up shirt

Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

These people are extremely far from creating a widget that does anything worth doing

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · last wk.

“We are close to creating a genie” The level of hucksterism is nearly unfathomable. Real S tier shit.