Concealed within his oven, the Loaf of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces crust, sourdough, oat, and flour. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Rye, lidless, wreathed in grains.
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"... it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." Carl Sagan. Born at 320ppm CO2
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There has been a weather station in Kew Gardens since 1871 a span of 155 years and counting. July 2026 was driest July in series, formerly July 1999 2.5mm and of all months with 0mm. A constant has been high variability, but we are seeing increased very dry July's.... (1/2)
So, I went back in my email, and I bought these exact UGG boots in September 2021, on sale for $200. Price has gone up since. Cost me $45 to get them re-sewn and glued. Vimes' boots theory in play now. uggaustralia.com.au/products/bon...
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There’s “off the charts” and there’s France’s absolutely bonkers June & July 2026 temperatures (see black line below). Bad things are happening. Fast.
one of my very favorite moments in the series, when the Horde looks and Carrot and goes, wait, shit, one brave man with a non-magical sword on a Watch salary standing against six of us? for the fate of the world? by our own rules we are going to lose this fight, and badly
And I think the only person with a comparable effect is Cohen, which is why the end of the The Last Hero is so great. 🗡️
I'm not sure folks have realized just how crazy the second half of 2026 and 2027 will be for global temperatures – on the back of a record-smashing El Niño event. Here is my latest estimate of where both years will end up compared to global temperatures since 1850.
Top tourist tip: Iceland is an excellent place to travel by train because they are never late and totally free.
Later you hear that a literal wizard led a warband into the Shire. None of them ever came out. No word was sent. Like they were swallowed by the land.
If you’re a Gondorian soldier your experience with hobbits is a tiny guy shows up with a wizard and is immediately taken in the Steward’s counsel. He saves Faramir when the Steward goes mad. A second tiny guy arrives with the Rohirrim and kills the Witch King. The first one then goes on campaign …
The new episode is live. We're at war... so, naturally, our scribes are talking about comets and roadkill. Glad to know the press hasn't changed. www.thebritishhistorypodcast.com/504-at-ansle...
"They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they never kept but one; they promised to take our land, and they took it." Dee Brown, Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
Bordeaux, France, has now recorded more days above 40°C in 2026 alone than during the entire 105-year period from 1920 (when observations began) to 2025. This is deeply shocking.
BREAKING: Pirro has dismissed the case against Davey Hearn for vandalizing the reflecting pool, saying that there's no way vandals could have caused the damage.
Today’s episode of No Shit Sherlock.
Our burning of fossil fuels is making the world burn.
We like to think of our home as a nice, smooth sphere. But mapping the Earth’s gravitational field provides a different view of the planet. www.wired.com/story/nasas-...
NASA’s New 3D Model Shows the Earth Is a Lumpy Mess
We like to think of our home as a nice, smooth sphere. But mapping the Earth’s gravitational field provides a different view of the planet.
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The sword dangling over my head had lowered a touch over night. Still not close enough that I was freaking out but I could sense its movement.
I lived 41 years on this earth without hollandaise sauce, then a week ago I had hollandaise poutine and everything changed. Last night I enjoyed my first eggs benedict. Why did the people in my life let me live like this? Why did the world keep this secret from me? Obnoxious.
A remarkable public health statistic: the US has now surpassed its highest annual measles case count in more than 30 years. It’s only July.